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Hey.
Can anyone teach me to fight? Against the monsters, I mean.


( he's become quite aware, in the last couple of months, that the ability to clock another guy his age is not the same as standing up to zombies or demons. and while anyone can swing an axe in an emergency, Matt would like to be able to do something.

something more than be scared. )

two; video

Nov. 20th, 2016 04:35 pm
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Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

video;

Nov. 14th, 2016 07:09 pm
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[It has been a strange couple of weeks but one thing had been nagging his thoughts. He had no recollection of being here before despite Maketh Tua recognizing him which bothered him so he was ready to see how that was possible.

Given he's not up to doing much exploring while he recovered from his encounter with Ahsoka, this seemed like the perfect time.His head still felt like it was going to split open still but his gaze was still focused as he stared at the screen of his phone.

He's not hiding who he is for this video, perfectly composed as usual. If there is anyone else from the First Order or the Empire, this should weed them out fairly efficiently.]


I suppose introductions aren't necessary given some of you may know me already. But you're going to have to refresh my memory as to who is who here if we were acquainted before.

[Hopefully that would yield some information to keep him occupied. He smirked just slightly, leaning back in his seat.]

For those of you I'm not already acquainted with, I'm sure we'll get to know each other soon enough so feel free to introduce yourself. I'm interested in getting to know who else I may be stuck here with.

002: video

Oct. 17th, 2016 10:12 am
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[It's been a rough week, so to see Faith so smiley and cheerful in this video is a good sign to anyone who's run into her since the dragons.]

Hiya! So I know people've been finding things of late -- you know who y'are that found mind, thanks!! Well. I found something too!

[Glancing down at it, she giggles a little, then holds it up for the network to see.]

Someone's missing a rather personal magazine here. What a fun name for it, though, Lustful Lali-ho.

Anyway, if it's yours, let me know so I can hand it to you, or you can come meet me somewhere, yeh?

[She gives a cheerful wave and signs off.]

[Voice]

Sep. 21st, 2016 11:23 am
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[Here's a voice that's been scarce for a while.]

Before I step outside of this house and walk into a hoard of zombies (...I'm guessing that's the current issue at hand from the posts...), would someone care to explain where exactly I should be?

Thank you.
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It's gotten worse out there. Bar's closed until further fucking notice.

[Yeah, someone's a little on edge. But hey, it's just another day in the murdercave, right? There's a loud crash in the background, something that sounds like shattering glass, and Nick mutters something under her breath that is probably better left unheard for the rest of those listening to her broadcast.]

And just in case you were all snoozing through the last bunch of messages about this shit, these are zombies. We may only have these fuckers in movies and TV and shit where I'm from, but everyone knows you don't fuck around with them, all right? You get bit, you're done, end of story. So don't try to be a hero. Get to high ground and if you're stuck where you have to fight one, aim for the head.

[She's read The Zombie Survival Guide, OK.]

And Fear? Everyone knows this is your bullshit. You're still a huge fucking creep.
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[When the video feed starts it shows two figures standing together. It may be a familiar a sight to long term residents: Maketh and Henry at the Guard HQ.

Henry is dressed in full plate armour and mail, from gorget to sabatons: if its design looks like a god's not-quite-accurate replica of a fourteenth century harness, that's because it is. His sword is sheathed at his hip and his heater shield strapped to his back. He stands straight and proud, his expression focused. Just off to his side is a table. On the table viewers may glimpse a crossbow, an english longbow, and a collection of bolts and heavy arrows.

For her part, Maketh is dressed in her regular uniform, a hunting jacket and long pants, aggressively ironed, and a set of homemade body-armor. A rifle is slung across her shoulder and a short sword clipped to her side.]


Guard, report in. Be aware that we shall be turning on our emergency app.

[He dips his head in a curt nod of greeting as he then proceeds to address the wider audience.]

Residents of Hadriel. If you can, find a defensible position and strengthen it to withstand assault. Prioritize your safety over engagement. The Guard shall be out in force: we will patrol the streets, and dispatch force wherever we are needed. If you find that your position is swarmed, we shall send a force to clear them. We can transport supplies and provide escort. Our purpose is to risk these dangers on your behalf.

Let us know here, and one of ours shall immediately aid you. Or approach us while we are out in person. Do not hesitate.

We would especially like to hear from the clinic: how may we best assist you?

[Here Maketh steps forward, voice calm and commanding. She fully expects her advice to be followed.]

Our priority here is survival. The situation is what it is, and we will endure it just as we have endured everything else the gods have thrown at us. Do nothing foolish and it will pass as the others have. The guard will maintain fortified positions as best we can, but know that if you venture outside, we cannot guarantee your safety. Be practical and calm. If you require aid, ask for it and we will come. Protect each other and endure. We are stronger than this.

[Yet Henry is not done yet. He takes up a crossbow – the medieval kind found in the armoury – and shows it to the feed.]

There is one more thing I want to discuss. This is a crossbow. Unlike guns, they are stocked in the armoury and bolts are in good supply. Unlike bows, they require only minimal training to use and no strength or conditioning. They are good ranged weapons for those without martial skill, though one should be aware that they are comparatively slow to prepare for firing. Allow me to demonstrate how to wield one.

This is how one loads it: a simple tool known as a windlass.

[He demonstrates how to attach the windlass, crossbow held vertical and downwards facing, braced on the ground, and makes quick work of winding the pedals to draw back the string. The string soon catches on a nut which holds it taut. He removes the windlass, setting it aside, and raises the crossbow.]

Once pulled taut, the nut keeps it that way. Your first shot, at least, you may prepare in advance.

[He takes up a bolt and slots it in.]

Simply place the bolt when you are ready to fire. And here is the trigger. Point and shoot.

[He doesn't fire, however, and instead removes the bolt, before setting the whole weapon aside. That done, with considerable cynicism, he dryly adds:]

Please be responsible and aim only at that which you are prepared to kill.

[Finally, he rounds off with one last announcement.]

One of our new members, Jill Valentine, is a veteran of these... 'zombie' infestations. She will follow this message with advice for us all. Take a look, and make the most of her expertise.

[Maketh nods once.]

Stay alive, Hadriel. The tools have been provided to you. Use them wisely.

001: Voice

Sep. 10th, 2016 10:01 pm
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Just in case anyone missed it, Miss Emily decided to discontinue her advice service. Which is a damn shame, but the lady wants what the lady wants!

[ If you aren't familiar with the fact that Crow is a rambling bird, you're about to be. ]

Besides, I was given the 'go ahead' to continue the job! You can now come to me with all your questionable questions instead. And why would we want to ask you anything, Crow? I hear you ask. Well, let me tell you, between what I've experienced and the stories I've heard in my time, I think I'll have a little bit of everything for everyone around here. Besides that, I'm a smart bird; A real problem solver.

Without further adieu, allow me to introduce...

'Concerned Crow'!

I don't have a fancy system for written letters yet. Heck, I don't even have a room! I sleep in a tree! Boy, what I wouldn't give for a big comfy bed, fresh food and big breasted robin to cuddle up with and... Ahem. Miss Emily didn't really explain how she handled this, so I'm going to wing it.

Pffft- Wing it! Ah, Balance, that's good stuff...

Anyway, just send your questions to my voice box thing. Can't really carry this thing around all the time, so I'll get to them when I check on it.

[ And with that, CC is open for business. Have fun, Hadriel. ]
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[When she starts, Emily sounds a lot more chill than last time. This is actually because she's feeling low still thanks to Ash and Josh being gone, but it manifests in a calm, almost indifferent tone.

Which is probably for the best, given how many people she pissed off last time, and the fact that she's not out to do that anymore. (Sorry, Rage, but she's not interested in skin cream made of actual human beings holy shit.)]


Before anyone jumps down my throat: chill. This is actually a really interesting question.

Just one, yeah. I got three total after the first edition of this, but two of them were really easy to figure out the senders of, so in the interest of respecting their privacy, I already replied to them and I'm leaving it at that.

[Thanks for the tic-tacs, Sans. Stay smarter than before, Bianca.]

Anyway. Here's what I have for today:
Emily,

Why are humans so awfully complicated and what can I do to understand them better?

Additionally, do you have a dream? If so, what is it?
Okay. This is something we're all dealing with here, so it's hard to tell who this is from.

So. Why are humans complicated? Because we're human. We're people, which isn't the same thing, right? Like, I think of the non-humans here as people. Intelligent life. That kind of thing. So I guess the answer is, because we're alive and we can think and feel, or whatever existential BS you believe in.

What can you do to understand us better? Talk to us. Don't be a dick. It's really not that hard.

[Never mind the fact that Emily is one of those humans who will take offense to just about anything if for no other reason than she's not having a good day nine days out of ten. Give her time, she'll come around.

But moving on.]


I'm not going to tell you my dreams. They're mine, and that's really fucking rude of you to ask. It's super personal. I barely even tell my friends what my dreams are. Like, okay, I get you're trying to be friendly, but if you think we're close and you're really curious, come talk to me about it, don't put it in the box outside the shop and expect me to answer it for all of shithole cavetown to see.

[Like goddamn do you want the gods to get more to torture her with?]

Anyway. That's it. Peace out or whatever.

[And that's that.]
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[ Okay, how does exactly a ghoul ask for food? Because certainly he can't just pop up to the network and ask if anyone knew where to get human flesh. He knows he can't ask it like that, but he will make his best to get some answers.

But first: He will be ANONYMOUS because there is no way he's risking it. ]


If you aren't human and you have a very specific diet, where can you get it?

[ wow. This is not suspicious at all. He is so sorry, but Kaneki is getting a bit desperate and hunger is a really awful thing. ]

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