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Just in case anyone missed it, Miss Emily decided to discontinue her advice service. Which is a damn shame, but the lady wants what the lady wants!

[ If you aren't familiar with the fact that Crow is a rambling bird, you're about to be. ]

Besides, I was given the 'go ahead' to continue the job! You can now come to me with all your questionable questions instead. And why would we want to ask you anything, Crow? I hear you ask. Well, let me tell you, between what I've experienced and the stories I've heard in my time, I think I'll have a little bit of everything for everyone around here. Besides that, I'm a smart bird; A real problem solver.

Without further adieu, allow me to introduce...

'Concerned Crow'!

I don't have a fancy system for written letters yet. Heck, I don't even have a room! I sleep in a tree! Boy, what I wouldn't give for a big comfy bed, fresh food and big breasted robin to cuddle up with and... Ahem. Miss Emily didn't really explain how she handled this, so I'm going to wing it.

Pffft- Wing it! Ah, Balance, that's good stuff...

Anyway, just send your questions to my voice box thing. Can't really carry this thing around all the time, so I'll get to them when I check on it.

[ And with that, CC is open for business. Have fun, Hadriel. ]

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[This isn't at all strange.]

I am curious as to the sort of advice you believe you will be able to give. [Somehow, she doubts a bird will be all that helpful.]

Is there a particular topic you specialize in?

Ma'am, I specialize in the topic of life! I've traveled a lot places and met a lot of faces. Annnd I like feeling like I'm being helpful.

You never know, the secret of life might be somewhere in this bird brain!

"Life" is a rather broad area of expertise.

[She rather doubts that the secret of it is anywhere.]

[ Crow is full of ~~predictable~~ surprises. ]

Well... I do have an outside perspective on other people's lives. I'd think that would be helpful, right?

Perhaps. The concept is sound.

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[Why. Why does this continue to be a thing.]

And here I was thinkin' crowd-sourcing was the only way to go these days.

[ There's really no explanation except it seemed like a good idea at the time. ]

Here's hoping that I'll be able to cheer someone up with a few jokes.

Can't go wrong with jokes, it's true.

So how "concerned" does one have to be to utilize this little function, huh?

Huh. I did not think about that... Not at all, I guess! Wouldn't want to exclude anyone, you know?

So if I, say, wanted some tips and tricks for a pranking kinda scenario...

[Not that Sans particularly needs tips and tricks, but like he said - it pays to crowd-source.]

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[Incoming cheerful Scottish woman!]

Are you really a bird?

[ What a pleasant accent! Crow could listen to that all day. ]

Sure am, miss! I don't mean to brag, but I'd like to think I'm smarter than most. You know, because of the whole... 'talking' thing?

[Oh my god he's so cute?? She loves him already!]

I'd say so! [She giggles.] D'you want a room? I'm getting a house with my friend! We'll have room for you. I'll even make you a little bird bed if you like!

[She feels bad for him, okay? That's sad, wanting a room and yet living in a tree...]

A bed? For me? You... You'd really let me stay with you?

[ Crow is always so confused when people are so welcoming. And sometimes he's too trusting, but he doesn't always recognize that one. ]

We haven't even met before! Have we...?

Course I would!

[It's okay, Crow. Faith is used to people being a little suspicious of her -- that is, until they find out what she is. Then they all but pledge themselves to her, or try to capture her. There's rarely a middle ground.]

We've met just now, haven't we?

[Also, she's a bird too, in some ways.]

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It seems that men love to ask for advice, but they rarely like to follow it.

[He sounds dreadfully weary, but that more has to do with the human race as a whole than anything to do with Crow himself.]

Perhaps they will listen better to one that is not human. Good luck, little friend.

Thanks! I think I've done a good job at being a sidekick up to this point. This shouldn't be much different!

Is that what you are? A sidekick? I wonder what that makes Fetch.

[He has a feeling the raven would have an objection to being anyone's sidekick.]

They used to call me one of the bad guys back home, but I never believed it.

I, uh... Don't feel comfortable answering for Fetch. But I did not want to be responsible for what my friend April was responsible for.

I was the moral support in the whole 'saving the world' thing.

[ He met a villain once. It wasn't too bad. Could have been a lot worse, he imagines. ]

Bad guy, huh? Why did they say that?

It was simply a point of view that became what most of the world believed. People thought of my god as being a monster, so the rest of us were tarred with the same brush. It wasn't so. He was good and better than all the rest.

[Of course, he was biased and chose to conveniently forget things like when Satoris had ground every bone in his arm down to dust. His god had his moments of cruelty just like anyone else.]

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Are you really concerned, though?

Of course! Don't think I'd put myself out here like this if I wasn't at least a little concerned, do you?

...it also gives me something to do around here. I'm so bored.

Don't know. Someone could be using this form as a mean of gathering intel.

Not that you seem to be the type.

[Or is he? He is a bird, after all. Birds have a way of being able to get to places and eavesdrop in ways that humans usually can't.]

Well. I don't really like to gossip. I leave that to the chickadees and jays. Not really my thing.

[ Crow always hates that guilty-gut feeling that he might get caught. Except he'll sometimes do it for his friends when they need him to. ]

Bragging, on the other wing. That's good fun!

If you say so, sure.

[Pause.]

Well. Good luck with your concerned undertakings.

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