001: Voice

[funnybird]

Just in case anyone missed it, Miss Emily decided to discontinue her advice service. Which is a damn shame, but the lady wants what the lady wants!

[ If you aren't familiar with the fact that Crow is a rambling bird, you're about to be. ]

Besides, I was given the 'go ahead' to continue the job! You can now come to me with all your questionable questions instead. And why would we want to ask you anything, Crow? I hear you ask. Well, let me tell you, between what I've experienced and the stories I've heard in my time, I think I'll have a little bit of everything for everyone around here. Besides that, I'm a smart bird; A real problem solver.

Without further adieu, allow me to introduce...

'Concerned Crow'!

I don't have a fancy system for written letters yet. Heck, I don't even have a room! I sleep in a tree! Boy, what I wouldn't give for a big comfy bed, fresh food and big breasted robin to cuddle up with and... Ahem. Miss Emily didn't really explain how she handled this, so I'm going to wing it.

Pffft- Wing it! Ah, Balance, that's good stuff...

Anyway, just send your questions to my voice box thing. Can't really carry this thing around all the time, so I'll get to them when I check on it.

[ And with that, CC is open for business. Have fun, Hadriel. ]

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[funnybird]

I, uh... Don't feel comfortable answering for Fetch. But I did not want to be responsible for what my friend April was responsible for.

I was the moral support in the whole 'saving the world' thing.

[ He met a villain once. It wasn't too bad. Could have been a lot worse, he imagines. ]

Bad guy, huh? Why did they say that?

[ushahin]

It was simply a point of view that became what most of the world believed. People thought of my god as being a monster, so the rest of us were tarred with the same brush. It wasn't so. He was good and better than all the rest.

[Of course, he was biased and chose to conveniently forget things like when Satoris had ground every bone in his arm down to dust. His god had his moments of cruelty just like anyone else.]

[funnybird]

Huh.

[ Crow tries to stay unbiased in these sort of conversations. Though he has those itchy feathers that itch around magic. ]

I tend to stay away from the whole god thing. Lots of conflict when it comes to magic...

[ushahin]

Then you are smarter than most. Sometimes, I think that I should never have gotten involved in the war between the gods. But I did and here I am now.

[He sounds tired and resigned in regards to what happened. His fate had been written down long ago and he couldn't change it. The threads of the spider web couldn't be changed.]

[funnybird]

[ Don't stroke this little bird's ego. It'll go straight to his head. ]

It's never to late to just not be involved! Fly right out of the situation and—

Except you don't have wings and this is a cave. Crap. Uh... I meant it in the not-literal sense, I guess.

Point is, we're trapped in this big ol' cave with zero commitments to anyone. It's the perfect time to not be involved, I think.

[ushahin]

Oh, I am finished with getting involved in the matters of gods. People on the other hand...

[He shrugs, jostling the camera for a brief moment.]

...their minds interest me greatly. So many here have such very small problems and yet they continue to fritter away their precious time on them.

[funnybird]

Time doesn't seem so precious down here. Nothing but time, if you ask me.

[ Bird shrug right back. ]

We have no way out and nothing to do about it!

[ushahin]

Time is always precious, my friend, whether one is a thousand or twenty. It should never be wasted away on frivolous trivialities, but used to its full potential.