001: Voice

[funnybird]

Just in case anyone missed it, Miss Emily decided to discontinue her advice service. Which is a damn shame, but the lady wants what the lady wants!

[ If you aren't familiar with the fact that Crow is a rambling bird, you're about to be. ]

Besides, I was given the 'go ahead' to continue the job! You can now come to me with all your questionable questions instead. And why would we want to ask you anything, Crow? I hear you ask. Well, let me tell you, between what I've experienced and the stories I've heard in my time, I think I'll have a little bit of everything for everyone around here. Besides that, I'm a smart bird; A real problem solver.

Without further adieu, allow me to introduce...

'Concerned Crow'!

I don't have a fancy system for written letters yet. Heck, I don't even have a room! I sleep in a tree! Boy, what I wouldn't give for a big comfy bed, fresh food and big breasted robin to cuddle up with and... Ahem. Miss Emily didn't really explain how she handled this, so I'm going to wing it.

Pffft- Wing it! Ah, Balance, that's good stuff...

Anyway, just send your questions to my voice box thing. Can't really carry this thing around all the time, so I'll get to them when I check on it.

[ And with that, CC is open for business. Have fun, Hadriel. ]

Comments

[skelebro]

[Heck yeah he does.]

Well, I got a trio of roommates and a lotta spare time. What would you suggest?

[funnybird]

[ Crow has had many an opportunity to play some pranks on sailors he didn't like over the years. ]

Throwing their undergarments into the bath with them, that's one of my favorites! Alternatively, just stealing them. That's good too.

And hiding every left shoe is a must. Yours too, if you really want to sell it.

[ Sure, some of these are old school. But Crow comes from simple times with simple entertainment. ]

Also, I heard that if you move everything an inch to the right that it drives people crazy.

[skelebro]

You are fantastic at this.

[He says it with a lift of his supraorbital ridges and a glint to the lights in his sockets. The moving of every bit of furniture, that's a trick he pulled on Papyrus once or twice to incredibly entertaining effect. Still, he can appreciate the gusto with which Crow throws himself at the problem.]

Don't tell me you're speakin' from experience here.

[funnybird]

Thank you, thank you.

[ He gives a bow. ]

Of course I'm speaking from experience! Had plenty of time to try things out, after all. Not all of it ended well, but..

[ Win some, lose some. Sans probably knows the feeling. ]

[skelebro]

Eh, not everybody can appreciate a meticulously well-conceived prank. Just gotta stick with the people that do.

[funnybird]

Good thing we met then!

We should see what we can come up with for this cave sometime. This place needs a little... comic relief, I think.

[skelebro]

Heck, I'm pretty sure we are the comic relief. Nobody else is steppin' up to the plate.

[And anyway, that's the kinda role suitable for a wisecracking skeleton, right? Crushing depression-induced apathy? Hilarious if you play it off as comical laziness.

Ain't that one just a knee-slapper.]

[funnybird]

[ That's the kind of humor that's going to give Crow grey feathers, Sans. ]

Then I'm honored, partner! Let's give 'em Hell!

[skelebro]

[Pffffft nah, it's fiiiiine.]

Anytime, buddo.

[He closes the conversation with a wink and signs off.]