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[avephoenix]

[It's been a rough week, so to see Faith so smiley and cheerful in this video is a good sign to anyone who's run into her since the dragons.]

Hiya! So I know people've been finding things of late -- you know who y'are that found mind, thanks!! Well. I found something too!

[Glancing down at it, she giggles a little, then holds it up for the network to see.]

Someone's missing a rather personal magazine here. What a fun name for it, though, Lustful Lali-ho.

Anyway, if it's yours, let me know so I can hand it to you, or you can come meet me somewhere, yeh?

[She gives a cheerful wave and signs off.]

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[dedikated]

( this is Kate drinking coffee.

this is Kate nearly spitting out her coffee. )

--That's a shit porn mag name.

[avephoenix]

I think it's cute! It's fun to say. "Lali-ho! Lali-ho! Lustful Lali-ho~"

[She's got her mug of coffee in her hands now that she's done broadcasting that, so she takes a sip once she's done with her brief little chant.]

[dedikated]

Sounds like someone who's into fox hunting.

( y'know, Tally Ho! and all of that.

which. ew. taste people.

and, after a sip; ) Ho an exclamation or a description?

[avephoenix]

If it were for people into fox hunting, there'd be pictures of sexy fox hunts, and I didn't see any of those.

[She looked. She was curious.]

Huh! Dunno, could be either. Though if it's a description, does that make 'lali' a place?

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[hotspurred]

[There is disgust in his tone.]

Why would you share this? Why would you touch it?

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[avephoenix]

Well I've got to return it to whoever it belongs to, yeh? Dunno who that is, can reach everyone on the network!

[Guess who still sounds amused.]

Not like it's dirty, Sir Henry. I did look to make sure it hadn't been used before I picked it up.

[hotspurred]

[He makes a wordless noise of revulsion.]

One would hope so.

[Looking before touching, that is. He doesn't want to know if that includes inside. There's a suspicious amount of amusement on her end.]

Do you honestly think that anyone will proclaim their ownership? Everyone in the city shall know their shame.

[avephoenix]

What if they're not ashamed, though?

[Faith wouldn't be.]

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[mismanagement]

[Sigh. This is it. This is what her life has come to.]

Must you make a spectacle of your pornography?

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[avephoenix]

It's not my porn. [Faith huffs a little, but she's still grinning. Come on, it's funny, you know it is.] That's the point, I'm trying to find its owner.

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[mismanagement]

[Maketh is too sober for this bullshit.]

It does not belong on the network, regardless of ownership.

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[iustitiae]

Nice. Maybe you should share some more with the class. Really embarrass the owner.

[avephoenix]

[Faith laughs.] Oo you're bad. Maybe too bad? Dunno.

[She really doesn't. After all, kidnapping's bad, but she got kidnapped once, and it turned out great!]

It's not from my world, that's for sure. [She looks down; there's the sound of her turning a page. For a second, she stares, then she shrugs.] Not my thing. [She looks up again.

And frowns.] Oy, wait a minute. Are you sayin' that because you know whose it is?

[Are you trying to prank them? If you know them, then you know their limits, and it might actually be a funny prank.]

[iustitiae]

[connor shakes his head]

No idea, but I'm pretty sure whoever it belongs to is going to show up and start crying about how it's personal stuff. Which is stupid, really. But if they're going to be stupid about it, then we might as well exploit that.

[yeah he's pretty horrible]

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[dragoon_pride]

[Kain's first thought that runs through his head is wait, they have dwarven porn too? His second thought is that the title is exactly the same as the one back home. In fact it... is a copy of a magazine from home, and oh god why this, why?]

That's... It's... not what it seems.

[How to word this carefully? Sigh.]

It's not exactly mine, but I know what it is.

[A pause, this is just getting infinitely more awkward.]

It comes from my world.

[avephoenix]

[It's only awkward for you, Kain. Sorry.]

Oh yeh? What's 'lali-ho' mean, then?

[dragoon_pride]

[Ugh, seriously, why? Why him? Kain sighs heavily. Of all the things that could have appeared from his world... He might have gotten something actually useful, but no. Dwarf porn.]

Lali-ho is a greeting that the dwarves use in my world. This... publication... is one of theirs. As you can see.

[All those sexy bearded short people probably gives it away, really.]

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[verinumeri]

Somehow, I am not remotely surprised by this.

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[avephoenix]

I'd be surprised if there weren't porn floating around, really.

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[verinumeri]

How fortunate that you were the one to discover it.

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[murderpotato]

...Is that seriously a fuckin' skin mag.

[Not that he's really surprised, where there are people, there will undoubtedly be porn, but still. Lustful fucking Lali-ho?]

The fuck is a Lali-ho, anyway? What, don't people read fuckin' Hustler anymore?

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[avephoenix]

Th' man who's from the same place as this says it's a greeting among dwarves. [Yeah she still thinks it's cute.]

Guess there's no Hustler where this one comes from!

video - wow i missed that html fail

[murderpotato]

I should be fuckin' surprised, but I ain't. Could've lived without knowin' that somebody's into dwarf porn around here, but I guess it's too late for that.

[Now he has to take this knowledge with him to his grave. Thanks, Faith, you've burdened him with this for the next who the fuck knows how long. Centuries will pass, but Gren will still know that there's a dude out there, in some universe, who reads a skin mag called Lustful Lali-ho.]

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[funnybird]

Probably not the raunchiest thing I've ever—

Er...

Not that I would know about that stuff.

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[avephoenix]

Don't worry. I've seen raunchier too!