002: video

[avephoenix]

[It's been a rough week, so to see Faith so smiley and cheerful in this video is a good sign to anyone who's run into her since the dragons.]

Hiya! So I know people've been finding things of late -- you know who y'are that found mind, thanks!! Well. I found something too!

[Glancing down at it, she giggles a little, then holds it up for the network to see.]

Someone's missing a rather personal magazine here. What a fun name for it, though, Lustful Lali-ho.

Anyway, if it's yours, let me know so I can hand it to you, or you can come meet me somewhere, yeh?

[She gives a cheerful wave and signs off.]

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[hotspurred]

[There is disgust in his tone.]

Why would you share this? Why would you touch it?

audio

[avephoenix]

Well I've got to return it to whoever it belongs to, yeh? Dunno who that is, can reach everyone on the network!

[Guess who still sounds amused.]

Not like it's dirty, Sir Henry. I did look to make sure it hadn't been used before I picked it up.

[hotspurred]

[He makes a wordless noise of revulsion.]

One would hope so.

[Looking before touching, that is. He doesn't want to know if that includes inside. There's a suspicious amount of amusement on her end.]

Do you honestly think that anyone will proclaim their ownership? Everyone in the city shall know their shame.

[avephoenix]

What if they're not ashamed, though?

[Faith wouldn't be.]

[hotspurred]

Then advise them to find an actual living person in lieu of paper.

[avephoenix]

Sometimes that's not possible though.

[hotspurred]

And yet that does not make it any less an abject resort.

[avephoenix]

Oh come on now, Sir Henry, no need to kinkshame a harmless thing like this.

[hotspurred]

A sense of shame is a blessing.

[avephoenix]

I'm not saying broadcast the details of your kinks to the world, I have some shame.

[A little.]

[hotspurred]

[Dryly, he responds:]

So I see. Why broadcast your own when you may broadcast someone else's?

[avephoenix]

We're going 'round in circles, Sir Henry, so I'll agree to disagree on this!

brb laughing forever

[mismanagement]

Be thankful it's not a holovid, at least.

[hotspurred]

Hollow...? You have used that as a prefix before.

[He still doesn't know what she means by it. Obviously he gets the vid part.]

Regardless-- What manner of wretch would turn to a video for satiation?

[mismanagement]

It's short for hologram. A projected image.

[Guess who's had to yell at storm troopers for inappropriate uses of Imperial tech. Just guess.]

Those who are bored, in my experience, and possessed of less shame than they ought to.

[hotspurred]

Vulgar.

[There is so much disgust in his tone.]

Why they cannot employ a measure of control over their base urges...

[mismanagement]

[Maketh refrains from laughing, though part of her is wondering what his reaction to actual, Imperial-era pornography would be. She's thinking abject horror.]

The answer to that question would have prevented many punishment details, I assure you.

[hotspurred]

[In all likelihood.]

What a waste of your time.

[mismanagement]

Indeed.