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[avephoenix]

[It's been a rough week, so to see Faith so smiley and cheerful in this video is a good sign to anyone who's run into her since the dragons.]

Hiya! So I know people've been finding things of late -- you know who y'are that found mind, thanks!! Well. I found something too!

[Glancing down at it, she giggles a little, then holds it up for the network to see.]

Someone's missing a rather personal magazine here. What a fun name for it, though, Lustful Lali-ho.

Anyway, if it's yours, let me know so I can hand it to you, or you can come meet me somewhere, yeh?

[She gives a cheerful wave and signs off.]

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[dedikated]

( this is Kate drinking coffee.

this is Kate nearly spitting out her coffee. )

--That's a shit porn mag name.

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[hotspurred]

[There is disgust in his tone.]

Why would you share this? Why would you touch it?

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[mismanagement]

[Sigh. This is it. This is what her life has come to.]

Must you make a spectacle of your pornography?

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[iustitiae]

Nice. Maybe you should share some more with the class. Really embarrass the owner.

[avephoenix]

I think it's cute! It's fun to say. "Lali-ho! Lali-ho! Lustful Lali-ho~"

[She's got her mug of coffee in her hands now that she's done broadcasting that, so she takes a sip once she's done with her brief little chant.]

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[avephoenix]

Well I've got to return it to whoever it belongs to, yeh? Dunno who that is, can reach everyone on the network!

[Guess who still sounds amused.]

Not like it's dirty, Sir Henry. I did look to make sure it hadn't been used before I picked it up.

[dedikated]

Sounds like someone who's into fox hunting.

( y'know, Tally Ho! and all of that.

which. ew. taste people.

and, after a sip; ) Ho an exclamation or a description?

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[avephoenix]

It's not my porn. [Faith huffs a little, but she's still grinning. Come on, it's funny, you know it is.] That's the point, I'm trying to find its owner.

[avephoenix]

[Faith laughs.] Oo you're bad. Maybe too bad? Dunno.

[She really doesn't. After all, kidnapping's bad, but she got kidnapped once, and it turned out great!]

It's not from my world, that's for sure. [She looks down; there's the sound of her turning a page. For a second, she stares, then she shrugs.] Not my thing. [She looks up again.

And frowns.] Oy, wait a minute. Are you sayin' that because you know whose it is?

[Are you trying to prank them? If you know them, then you know their limits, and it might actually be a funny prank.]

[avephoenix]

If it were for people into fox hunting, there'd be pictures of sexy fox hunts, and I didn't see any of those.

[She looked. She was curious.]

Huh! Dunno, could be either. Though if it's a description, does that make 'lali' a place?

[iustitiae]

[connor shakes his head]

No idea, but I'm pretty sure whoever it belongs to is going to show up and start crying about how it's personal stuff. Which is stupid, really. But if they're going to be stupid about it, then we might as well exploit that.

[yeah he's pretty horrible]

[dedikated]

( what does a sexy fox hunt even look like? ... you know what, Kate's pretty sure someone's made a photoshoot that would answer that.

she's also pretty sure she doesn't want to know what it looks like. )

Maybe. Could be a name.

( kind of sounds like a name, whether of a person or a place she doesn't know. )

Sounds like it'd make a good river.

( the River Lali. she can get with that. )

[hotspurred]

[He makes a wordless noise of revulsion.]

One would hope so.

[Looking before touching, that is. He doesn't want to know if that includes inside. There's a suspicious amount of amusement on her end.]

Do you honestly think that anyone will proclaim their ownership? Everyone in the city shall know their shame.

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[mismanagement]

[Maketh is too sober for this bullshit.]

It does not belong on the network, regardless of ownership.

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[dragoon_pride]

[Kain's first thought that runs through his head is wait, they have dwarven porn too? His second thought is that the title is exactly the same as the one back home. In fact it... is a copy of a magazine from home, and oh god why this, why?]

That's... It's... not what it seems.

[How to word this carefully? Sigh.]

It's not exactly mine, but I know what it is.

[A pause, this is just getting infinitely more awkward.]

It comes from my world.

[avephoenix]

What if they're not ashamed, though?

[Faith wouldn't be.]

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[avephoenix]

Oh come on now. No need to be prudish about it. Not like there's nipples and privates on the cover. Wouldn't 've shown it if there were!

[avephoenix]

[This reply comes after Kain steps forward and claims it.]

Well, he seems embarrassed, but not too badly. Says it doesn't belong to him. Oh well, still had a good laugh!

[avephoenix]

[Probably one of the partners is dressed up in fox ears and a tail and the other partner has some sort of weapon or trap.

Faith's not going to judge!]

So maybe, "that person's a Lali ho." Makes sense, I think.

[hotspurred]

Then advise them to find an actual living person in lieu of paper.

[avephoenix]

Sometimes that's not possible though.

[avephoenix]

[It's only awkward for you, Kain. Sorry.]

Oh yeh? What's 'lali-ho' mean, then?

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[mismanagement]

I'm hardly a prude. Just...pretend we have some decorum, all right?

[For the sake of her sanity.]

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[avephoenix]

Oh loosen up and have some fun with it, it's just porn!

[iustitiae]

Darn. It was fun while it lasted, at least. [beat] Was there actually anything good in there or was it all trash?