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Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?
[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]
Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.
[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]
No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.
[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]
Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.
[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]
Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.
[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]
No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.
[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]
Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.
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I don't know you girlie but let me just say that you've got some excellent taste.
I also have it on good authority that it doesn't take much encouragement to get him to sit on your lap. Or vice versa.
...N-not that I'm... y'know. Speaking from experience or anything.
[Sure you aren't.]
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[It's Sans. What the hell were you expecting.]
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[and then:]
I was going to go for a crown emoji but we apparently haven't invented one yet. Feel free to imagine it, and also "information desk lady".
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Dude. Priorities.
[Also the lack of a dating app may or may not be less of an oversight and more intentional.]
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[Yeah, he doesn't get it. Just. This face. 8| ]
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[SIGHS]
Are you all right.
[are you high]
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[hold on tho]
Where's your pic? Even Comic Sans posted a broken ketchup bottle surely you can meet that level of effort.
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[he has just now put this together]
He's hot.
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There. Do I win?
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10/10
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[It certainly couldn't hurt, could it?]
[.... what were you expecting her out of armor?]
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Still impressive, even in a picture.
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What do you have to gain from this?
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Well, for one it's a good way to pass the time, and for another I get to see some great pictures of attractive men and women.
[he tacks on the "women" just for you cashmere hope youre happy]
You're hot, you should post a selfie.
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[Don't mind him, he's judging you right now.]
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Not really, no. It's this or become a snack for a demon.
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I'm all for giving people distractions, but really? Hot or Not? Isn't there something more productive people could be doing?
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[this is great fun!!]
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video. this one got lost in a sea of a million notifs im so sorry
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Not as recent as I might like, but I'm fond of it.
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[ WHY NOT!!! She's kind of done with thinking about 'demons' anyway... ]
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not as single as all that, in fact, but I'll play.
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o(^▽^)o
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THE GODS
i'm disappointed no one did this sooner
but that's why I'm here
who is hot or not among our deities, you tell me
HOPE
I mean
just look at those cute goldilocks curls
he's precious, right?
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[ It took him an hour to figure out this out ?? ]
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