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[iustitiae]

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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[iustitiae]

What, like draw salt lines and stuff? Do we even have that much salt?

[devilsavocado]

Dunno, but I guess we could get some. Castiel said something like that on his post-- that or devil's traps.

[ This all sounds super crazy, Matt is fully aware. ]

[iustitiae]

Castiel...is that that guy who randomly showed up in our apartment?

[devilsavocado]

Uh, yeah. He's an angel.

[ Teleportation is an angel thing? Yep. ]

He helped me find Delight's party back when I showed up.

[ it's not weird. ]

[iustitiae]

[connor is getting to be Very Drunk at this point - having been drinking and also apparently earlier drinking with gren and now with matt and jesus christ kid]

Ok me and Cashmere have been discussing that - do you think he's fucking that guy? The other one who posted with him?

[devilsavocado]

[ Connor's real super power is an iron liver. ]

Dean, you mean? [ Of course Matt remembers, he may not have seen the guy but you don't forget a face and Matt doesn't forget a voice. ]

I don't know, actually. Maybe?

[ I mean an angel dating a dude is... probably sacrilegeous but Matt isn't gonna tell an angel how to live. Cas might smell like an angel but he still smells like a guy, too. Matt can smell people on other people, it's not weird. But until Matt meets Dean he can't really know for sure. ]

cw this got so scarelige

[iustitiae]

Do angels even...do they even have the parts to do that?

[he doesnt know?????? maybe theyre agender]

rip our souls

[devilsavocado]

I...

[ This is a dumb question but it deserves a good answer. ]

I'm not sure how it works, but I'm fairly certain Castiel has a human body.

[ Matt can sense it....... sorry, Cas. Not that Castiel would even care since he probably sees humans by their essence or something. ]

[iustitiae]

[drunk connor has let a lot of shit slip in this discussion but um objection, matt??]

How d'you -- did you touch him or something?

[devilsavocado]

[ SHIT now is definitely not the time to explain superpowers. ]

I mean... I didn't ask him, or anything. I'm just... assuming.

[iustitiae]

So you aren't "pretty sure"?

[devilsavocado]

I mean he... sounds and smells like a normal person. [ He shrugs. Dammit, superpowers. ] I'm not gonna ask, but... I guess if he's dating this Dean guy, he would, right?

[iustitiae]

Okay, you're making this much more complicated than it needs to be.

[devilsavocado]

[ He's invested now. And also a little drunk. ]

I'm curious now. [ Time to have another drink. ] This is your fault.

[iustitiae]

[connor laughs.]

Curious about angel-junk?

[cheers to that]

[devilsavocado]

[ Matt snorts, nearly choking on his vodka. ]

N-no--! That's just-- I don't know how angels work...

[iustitiae]

[ugh what a pretty smile tho]

You're totally picturing whether or not he has a dick. However that appears in your mind.

[devilsavocado]

[ it's a curse, Connor. but okay, he's laughing now. ]

It's a weird mental image, I'll give you that.

[iustitiae]

What's it like? Picturing stuff like that?

[devilsavocado]

I usually...

[ World on fire or not world on fire? ]

I guess it's kind of like... picturing sound and smell, coming together. Here.

[ Matt turns to Connor, this is gonna get gay and I'm not sorry. But Matt takes off his glasses and pockets them. ]

It's hard to explain. Close your eyes.

[iustitiae]

[matt is Straight so This Is Fine. connor takes a a moment to admire matt without his glasses because he doesn't get to do it too much (except that sweet picture he grabbed earlier ah yes) and then he closes his eyes like he's told.]

Okay.

[devilsavocado]

[ This is a line, this is 100% a line, I can't even pretend Matt is doing this without an ulterior motive but we can always blame vodka and Connor being really hot for why Matt is giving his bi side a ride. ]

Okay, now... What do you see?

[ Unlike Matt, Connor should see his eyelids but y'know. He also doesn't have super senses, so Matt's guessing off what he knows, hypothetically. ]

[iustitiae]

[this feels weird, but he's also drunk so he's going to try on this.]

I'm mean, it's...[he feels like a student not getting a lesson, like there's something he's missing. he takes a deep breath] I can tell you're still there. Close by. And I can feel stuff, obviously. The couch.

[devilsavocado]

Try to picture the couch.

[ Here we go, here comes to move. Matt puts his hand on Connor's, spreading his fingers out over the threads. ]

You've seen what it looks like, so that makes it easier, but try to form a picture with this.

What do you see?

[iustitiae]

[connor's heart races when matt touches his hand. it's just the alcohol. it's just nerves. it's just giddiness after joking around about all of these things. but he keeps his eyes closed and the concentration he's attempting is probably palpable all the same.]

It's soft? Fabric texture is kind of grainy. [it's hard to put these ideas into words even while sober. like this...] You hand is soft, too.