hadriel | two; video

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two; video

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

Threaded | Flat

[It's Sans. What the hell were you expecting.]

[ doooo you know who takes a lot of pictures of herself, despite the fact that she is trapped in a dumb cave, possibly forever? ]

Know that it causes me great pain to have to be this guy, but...

Dude. Priorities.

[Also the lack of a dating app may or may not be less of an oversight and more intentional.]

How is this a game?

[Yeah, he doesn't get it. Just. This face. 8| ]

[......................inhales]

[SIGHS]

Are you all right.

[are you high]

Also, Simon:

There. Do I win?

[She originally passes over this, because she has better things to do with her time -- which ends up being armor maintenance in the safety of her apartment. She comes back to this post because maybe she should make a point to get to know people.]

[It certainly couldn't hurt, could it?]

[.... what were you expecting her out of armor?]

[ He's been up all night, looking for people to rescue from demons, so forgive him if he seems a little sleepy. Will's just confused about your motives, Connor. For all he knows you could be a demon trying to lure good looking people in! ]

What do you have to gain from this?