two; video

[iustitiae]

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

Comments

THE GODS

[hasitsthorns]

now look
i'm disappointed no one did this sooner
but that's why I'm here
who is hot or not among our deities, you tell me

HOPE

[hasitsthorns]

I mean
just look at those cute goldilocks curls
he's precious, right?

[wormintheglass]

he has the sort of face one wants to see bruised and bleeding.

[iustitiae]

goldilock curls is definitely one way of putting that

[rebelarchivist]

He reminds me of someone I knew in my first Circle. Spoiled rotten brat that got away with everything because he looked innocent.

Punching him was very satisfying.

[iustitiae]

kinky

DELIGHT

[hasitsthorns]

delight is an absolute babe imo
she's fun, gives us alcohol
what's not to love

[wormintheglass]

Delight is wonderful.

[iustitiae]

i think we can all agree the bar is the most important thing here

FEAR

[hasitsthorns]

fear may be kind of weird and suck at telling spoopy stories
but that hair tho

[wormintheglass]

cute but ridiculous

[iustitiae]

he'd look way better if he cut his hair
this feels very like
interview with the vampire aesthetic

[ishotyouuu]

would u rather have twilight

[64th]

i kind of like the hair

Re: FEAR

[rebelarchivist]

Really, I believe I can find something else for him to spend his time doing than tell terrible stories.

[64th]

As much as I hate to admit it, I would go home with him any night of the week

CONFUSION

[hasitsthorns]

confusion is a lady that ain't got time for you
her sass is part of the charm to me

[wormintheglass]

I don't see it.

[iustitiae]

ok real talk though confusion is fun
shes very sassy

RAGE

[hasitsthorns]

she'll kick your ass
and look amazing while doing it
i'm absolutely here for it

[wormintheglass]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE <3 <3

SORROW

[hasitsthorns]

saving the best for last
he's got the brooding and the mystery going for him
that epic line face just does something for me what can I say

[wormintheglass]

he looks about twelve, which for me at least severely undercuts whatever sadistic mystique he may or may not have going on.

[iustitiae]

dang sorrow is actually hot
definitely the hottest god

Re: SORROW

[rebelarchivist]

He does look rather dour. Like a beautiful yet mournful piece of statuary.