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Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?
[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]
Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.
[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]
No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.
[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]
Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.
[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]
Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.
[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]
No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.
[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]
Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.
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like god created that mans body and didnt make any mistakes
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actually know a guy back home whos got that same otherworldly hotness
and he is an actual god so there u go
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there was physical contact involved if u know what i mean ;)
[Physical contact as in his fist to your face, Wade.]
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dont spare details
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i was minding my own business
he showed up
one thing led to another and then the next thing i know hes pounding my ass into the floor with his thick hard hammer of justice until i cant see straight
ached all over for about three days afterwards
worth it
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hot
nice thanks for sharing
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no prob
always glad to give someone a helping hand for those lonely nights ;)
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what do you look like
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whoa hey now
i didnt mean u needed 2 include me as a cast member
pretty sure u dont want me in ur fantasy
unless u want to turn it into a horror movie or smth lol
[Body dysmorphia: the gift that keeps on giving.]
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are you also a bird
or a skeleton
or ketchup
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technically
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involves a lab, a human test subject, and an asshole with a questionable science degree
mix well until properly blended
[Oof. Maybe he shouldn't have used that particular metaphor, considering how Killebrew had actually ended up. Ah well. Can't really be in bad taste when the person involved threw all semblance of taste out the window beforehand.]
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[im sorry he doesnt know what else to say]
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u seriously wanna see a pic of me
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