two; video

[iustitiae]

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

Comments

[skelebro]

it's possible i might have a problem.

[circumitus]

to put it mildly.

[Ba-dum pssssh!]

[skelebro]

hey, that was pretty good.

it's true, i didn't realize it was a pun at all until i'd typed it.

[circumitus]

[wait what-

[...oh, oh no.]

huh.
wasn't even trying that time.

lmao

[skelebro]

no?
and here i thought you were just being saucy.

[iustitiae]

whoa objection thats at least the second if not third time youve used saucy on this post

[skelebro]

guess you've figured out the "sauce" of my humor.

[iustitiae]

stop
youre better than this

[skelebro]

really?
or am i just batter than this?

[iustitiae]

youre letting this post down
youre letting yourself down

[skelebro]

that's the great thing about being four feet tall.
you just can't possibly get any lower.

[iustitiae]

keep trying

[skelebro]

maybe i'll get so small i'll shrink outta existence.

[iustitiae]

that wasnt the trying i meant

thats just sad honestly

[skelebro]

i can live with that.

[iustitiae]

i thought your thing was being upbeat

[circumitus]

looks like you're going to need a new zinger.

[skelebro]

sounds like work.

[circumitus]

well you can't have your cake and eat it too.

[skelebro]

how'd you "piece" that one together?

[circumitus]

don't change the subject. these are trifling matters.

[skelebro]

sure, but they can still be important. just to be eclair.

dammit this thread makes me want cake.

[circumitus]

these jokes are becoming pretty half-baked.

fuck now i do too

[skelebro]

you think it doesn't batter?

[circumitus]

going now. not pudding up with this anymore.