hadriel | two; video

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Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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But would they be as fun as this?

[the answer is no]

Try it. Post a picture.

It depends on your definition of fun.

[Shooting Jedi is so much more fun than he expected- until they decide to do something about it.]

I suppose I can play along.

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Be honest. Mindless flattery is tiresome.

[connor legitimately laughs after opening the attachment bc that's clearly not the guy on the video]

Is he your boyfriend or something?

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[He can't hide the look of disgust at the mere mention. Already having to live in close quarters with the man was bad enough.]

Of course not, I have standards.

Okay, good, because that guy is like really pasty. He looks like he shops at Hot Topic.

Hot Topic?

[No but he's really amused now, because he's thought the same thing many times. And that was something coming from someone who was almost just as pale considering he spent his life in space.]

I always told him he should get out and get more sun.

It's a store -- it doesn't matter.

[making references like this when people are from different worlds]

That would be definitely a good start.

If you should ever see him around, you should tell him yourself. I know he could use some more friends and has a hard time getting out by himself.

[Hux has been great making friends for Kylo Ren, though he doubts his colleague would ever appreciate it.]

[connor just laughs]

You really don't like this guy, huh?

That makes me seem so petty.

[Which, honestly, he is when it comes to Kylo Ren. It's really a matter of stubborn pride at this point that refuses to let him back down.]

We merely...don't see eye to eye all the time.

It happens. Let's forget about him and talk about you instead.

[nice]

Oh? What would you like to know then?

[Not like he had much else to do at the moment while staying inside to avoid demons.]

Since no one has actually answered - are you single?

Is this out of your own curiosity or do you have a specific reason why you are gathering this data?

And yes, I am. [It was simple enough to answer, considering it was fairly obvious.]

You're pretty hot though. Are you into men or women?

[hes gonna help]

Why thank you. And that is rather personal to disclose to a stranger, don't you agree?

Guess so. It shouldn't have to be. People can get really uptight about stuff that they shouldn't be.

I merely make it a habit being careful when disclosing certain bits of information. It's a necessary skill in my occupation.

Yeah? What occupation is that?

You can see me on video, surely you can guess.

[Give his Imperial-like military uniform he wore, even without any kind of noticeably visible rank insignia.]

Let's see how observant you are.

You're probably a military official of some kind.

[or a star war.]

[He's almost literally a star war in one person.]

I'm a military commander, yes. I'm sure you understand why I'm not in the habit of disclosing personal details to strangers.

Okay, I see your point but consider: you live in a cave with a bunch of bored and terrified people. I'm pretty sure you military status doesn't count anymore except to like, Maketh, who is probably super impressed.

A lifetime of military training isn't possible to forget.

And I'm not concerned with impressing Maketh Tua.

[Seriously, does this woman know everyone here?]

I'm sensing some hard feelings between you too.

[yes every one does]

Is she from your world or was this just a really quick grudge?

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