two; video

[iustitiae]

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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[iustitiae]

Will you "see", though, Matt?

[ #nailedit ]

[devilsavocado]

[ Matt nearly chokes on his drink laughing. Good job, Connor, you're totally getting Matt's sense of humor now. ]

You're right. She's the one who'll be doing the seeing in that case.

[iustitiae]

[ matts laugh is just so good ]

She'll be a pretty lucky girl.

[devilsavocado]

[ Don't think he isn't hearing those compliments, Connor?? ]

Hey, you never know. I could be an awful kisser.

[iustitiae]

I kind of doubt it.

[devilsavocado]

Oh yeah? How do you figure?

[ This is a dangerous line of questioning, Matt. ]

[iustitiae]

'cause you have to be so good at touching stuff.

[devilsavocado]

[ Matt chuckles, low. He is so good at touching things, Connor. You don't even know. ]

That's very true.

[iustitiae]

[yeah wow, he really likes the sound of that, too.

he looks away from matt]

I should -- I should stop drinking and head to bed.

[devilsavocado]

[ Ah, oops. Matt totally didn't realize what he was doing until... yep. ]

Yeah, probably. "Shitposting" can take a lot out of you, huh?

[ No, it's more likely the drinks, guys. ]

[iustitiae]

It's been a long day. Getting late.

[he stands up]

I'll clean up the cups in the morning - don't worry about it, okay?

[devilsavocado]

You don't have to. I can--

[ Matt stands up, but the world spins for a second (yes, he still gets the spins,) and he sits back down. ]

Okay, yeah. Good idea. [ He turns his head toward Connor's general direction. ] Goodnight, Connor.

[iustitiae]

'night.

[connor pats the couch and stumbles off to bed]