hadriel | two; video

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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Armrests, maybe? Especially nice pillows?

[he opens his eyes to get to see matt laughing, at least.]

Maybe, I just—

[ Nope, still laughing. This conversation went places. ]

You don't just ask a couch if it armrests, you know?

That doesn't mean you don't imagine them. If you told me about a couch, I would instantly assume it has armrests.

See, that's exactly what I mean.

[ They're both on the same page now. ]

I can't ask Castiel if he has a "armrests," I just, y'know, assumed.

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I think we're talking in circles.

[but also he's drunk so he cant be sure of anything]

The point is... angels probably have dicks. Probably.

[ yeah, same with Matt. He's going to remember they talked about angel dicks, though. ]

We'd need to investigate further to prove if our hypothesis is true.

[connor quirks an eyebrow]

"We"?

Er, I.

[ Someone's getting carried away here. ]

I would have to investigate.

[matt guesses wrong again]

And here I thought I was the only one concerned with this investigation.

You brought it up first, I'm just... curious now.

[ Did he though? ]

[connor laughs]

I mean, that's fair.

There's probably some kind of commandment against asking an angel about his junk, though.

[ He snorts. It's definitely time to have another drink. ]

And if not, then there should be.

I'll ask for you. God's already got my number.

[ Matt starts laughing. Like, for real, honest laughter. ]

I-- I can't argue with that. [ He may just not stop. ] He's got mine too.

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[oh no..........this is so cute...........................rip connor

anyway hes too drunk not to ask a follow up question]

Yeah? For what?

[ Matt is thankfully too drunk to get too dark and gritty in his answer here. I mean, it's obviously a lie but. ]

Oh, I've... done some things... things I'd do again, if I could.

[ He means violence. But his tone and hopefully only subtle change in demeanor probably don't make that very obvious. ]

Wow, "some things." Is that the technical term?

[ connor scoots a little closer. he wants some deets, dude, and you're obviously lying and/or covering for something else

also because he was talking about how god has his number for copious amounts of premarital gay sex so he's assuming we're still talking about sex ]

It's the legal term. Since I'm a lawyer, I can say it is.

[ Matt.... stop drinking. But Matt does not stop drinking. ]

I did more than just study in college, that's all I'll say.

[ Admitting to the sex is probably better than admitting to the violence. ]

Okay, well, God will probably forgive you for your fun college flings.

[do not worry]

But I mean, you've obviously got game. You handled it nicely with Cashmere.

That is kind of God's thing.

[ He forgives sex but does he forgive gratuitous violence?? Matt's not so sure. ]

Thanks. [ Not to toot his own horn, but yeah, Matt's got hella game. ] She sounds really great.

Yeah. You kids have fun.

[ Matt chuckles. Can he deny it? No, he can't. ]

Maybe I will. We'll see.

[ I mean, she can kick his ass, that's always bonus points for Matt. ]

Will you "see", though, Matt?

[ #nailedit ]

[ Matt nearly chokes on his drink laughing. Good job, Connor, you're totally getting Matt's sense of humor now. ]

You're right. She's the one who'll be doing the seeing in that case.

[ matts laugh is just so good ]

She'll be a pretty lucky girl.

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