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[iustitiae]

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

Comments

[iustitiae]

Damn I was really hoping for some hot Skeleton action.

[skelebro]

user: sans has sent you an attachment.
open attachment?

[iustitiae]

[i mean OBVIOUSLY he opens it]

Damn, you're packing.

[he winks!! he is not backing down from gay skeleton chicken sans]

[skelebro]

I dunno, man. You find some weird stuff out there.

[Sans's interest in this, for what it's worth, is approximately zero. His sexuality can best be described as: death is coming, and he wants a hotdog.]

[iustitiae]

[its ok for the record connor is not and never will be attracted to skeletons i cant believe im clarifying that for posterity but he is always in it to win it with every discussion of sex so here we are

except hes also going to change the subject]

Hey, okay, this might be a weird question - but did you ever, like, have flesh on the outside of your body?

[skelebro]

Like...skin?

[Have you forgotten the definition of a skeleton good sir]

[iustitiae]

[hes trying to be PC]

Yeah, like skin.

[skelebro]

What do skeletons look like where you come from?

[Said with the tonal inflection of obviously not.]

[iustitiae]

Skeletons usually look like they're on the inside of someones flesh until they're not.

[that doesn't even make sense have i mentioned hes tipsy.]

I mean, look, you're a...good looking skeleton [so much hesitation but he made it] I'm not trying to suggest otherwise. I guess I always just think of skeletons as like being there after everything else.

[skelebro]

[Yowza, man. Buy him dinner first.]

Pretty sure we're just kinda different species. You're human, yeah? Monsters just work sorta different.

[iustitiae]

[sorry sans]

Guess so. [whatever gonna power on through its only awkward if you acted ashamed!!

(thats not true)]

So who is the hottest skeleton on the block back home?

[skelebro]

Definitely my bro.

[Said without a trace of irony, by the by.]

Seriously. He's just the coolest guy around.

[iustitiae]

[oh my god]

Your bro Papyrus?

[at least he remembered his name]

[skelebro]

That's the one. You remember him, right?

[iustitiae]

He's a nice guy.

[skelebro]

Of course he is. You'd be cool too if you wore that outfit everyday.

[So he's breakin' out a few lines from the old script. Sue him.]

[iustitiae]

Never change it up? Maybe he needs like a sweet Hawaiian print shirt or something, like for travel.

[skelebro]

I dunno. He takes his job as a member of the City Guard real seriously. Might take some convincin'.

[iustitiae]

I would pay to see the city guard wear Hawaiian shirts.

[skelebro]

[Oh god don't give him ideas.]

In that case, I vote we set up a donation pool to make that the new uniform.

[iustitiae]

Yes. Absolutely yes.

[skelebro]

[He should petition Maketh. Though he doubts she'd find it real amusing, it'd be worth it for a laugh.]

I mean, hey. If nothin' else, it might work as a distraction. Kinda like those poisonous animals who're all brightly-colored, y'know?

[iustitiae]

Please use that reasoning. You should pitch it to Maketh.

[oh yes, he's met her]

[skelebro]

My bro might spring for it.

[He's genuinely considering this now, god help them all.]

Rey too, maybe.

[iustitiae]

Your bro deserves to wear more than one kind of shirt.