hadriel | two; video

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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That's the one. You remember him, right?

He's a nice guy.

Of course he is. You'd be cool too if you wore that outfit everyday.

[So he's breakin' out a few lines from the old script. Sue him.]

Never change it up? Maybe he needs like a sweet Hawaiian print shirt or something, like for travel.

I dunno. He takes his job as a member of the City Guard real seriously. Might take some convincin'.

I would pay to see the city guard wear Hawaiian shirts.

[Oh god don't give him ideas.]

In that case, I vote we set up a donation pool to make that the new uniform.

Yes. Absolutely yes.

[He should petition Maketh. Though he doubts she'd find it real amusing, it'd be worth it for a laugh.]

I mean, hey. If nothin' else, it might work as a distraction. Kinda like those poisonous animals who're all brightly-colored, y'know?

Please use that reasoning. You should pitch it to Maketh.

[oh yes, he's met her]

My bro might spring for it.

[He's genuinely considering this now, god help them all.]

Rey too, maybe.

Your bro deserves to wear more than one kind of shirt.

I mean, yeah, 'course he does.

[Papyrus deserves the world, obviously.]

He's got other clothes - he just likes to wear his, uh, "battle body."

Skeleton armor?

Technically it's a costume we made him, but he seems to like it. Looks real dashing and everything though, so can y'blame him?

If I had a cool battle suit my sibling made for me, I'd love it too.

There, y'see?

[He gets it (tm).]

You got any siblings then?

Yeah, I have an older sister, actually.

[yup he gets it]

[That's usually a pretty good way to endear Sans to you. He knows what it's like to have family you'd do just about anything for. Just about anything - but not everything, heh.]

She ain't around here?

[that description with that icon seems menacing im not sure if i should be scared]

No. I hope she never shows up - she's got kids and stuff. A proper Adult.

[~~whatever do you mean~~]

Well, I'll keep some phalanges crossed that she doesn't, just for you.

Why thank you, Sans.

Hey, I can do a bit of hoping and wishing. Requires absolutely zero effort on my part, right?

[And is, for the most part, useless. But it'd be rude to say so.]

Still, you're a good guy.

[Sans actually laughs at that one. Best joke he's heard in years, if he does say so himself.]

Heh. If you say so.

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