iustitiae: (46)
connor walsh. ([personal profile] iustitiae) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-11-20 04:35 pm

two; video

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.
circumitus: I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised. (so you threw a sword at me last night)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-24 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"e" for effort.

[Seriously, this must've taken some with those little bird feet.]
funnybird: (Default)

[personal profile] funnybird 2016-11-24 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
cool ill take it! thanks friend!

[ You should see the other one hundred attempts. ]
circumitus: I ONLY KNOW HOLA. (EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-25 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
you actually took that by yourself?
without anyone's help?
funnybird: (Default)

[personal profile] funnybird 2016-11-27 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
haha ya it was really hard!

how do people do it all the time?
Edited 2016-11-27 06:56 (UTC)
circumitus: If you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you. (fuck it)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-27 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
having opposable thumbs might have something to do with it.
Edited (oh my god autocorrect) 2016-11-27 22:57 (UTC)
funnybird: (23)

[personal profile] funnybird 2016-11-27 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
hey now thats an idea ill have ya take the next one for me!

of me but for me does that make sense?
circumitus: (hook me up with the drugs dog)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-28 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
no what are y

[oh]

...

[Oh she gets it.]

what you mean you want to take it right now?
now-now?
funnybird: (29)

[personal profile] funnybird 2016-11-28 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
no time like the present am i rite?
circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-11-28 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh]

fine.
where are you?
funnybird: (33)

[personal profile] funnybird 2016-12-01 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
oh im in the park but i can go to you

its faster haha
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[personal profile] circumitus 2016-12-03 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
alright.

at the first spiral housing. can meet you outside.
funnybird: (10)

[personal profile] funnybird 2016-12-12 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Can do!

[ Annnd he's off. ]