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[iustitiae]

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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[64th]

Have you ever touched one? In general, not mine. I know you haven't touched my breasts. They're really soft and warm. Sometimes I even grab my own.

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[iustitiae]

maybe accidentally when i was a baby in the bathtub with my sister

i lied about dating a girl once
thats about as close as i got

theres just so much happening there

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[64th]

Was your sister a baby? babies don't have boobs.

Oh please like you never grab your own dick.

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[iustitiae]

yeah ok it doesnt count so then the answer is no

that's different???

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[64th]

It's kind of different but not completely different! You can grab it to admire it.

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[iustitiae]

[this is still public you guys]

"admiring" it is not what i do when i grab it

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[64th]

[ oops ]

you're never like, DAMN check me out?

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[iustitiae]

i guess
but mostly im a little preoccupied thinking about other stuff at that point

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[64th]

fair point.

Boobs are nicely in between sexual and non-sexual soft pillows.

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[iustitiae]

Multiuse, like a swiss army knife.

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[64th]

Being a woman is fantastic.

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[iustitiae]

except where you miss out on all the fun parts in sex
unless youre into pegging
(in which case nice, good for you)

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[64th]

having a dick is not the only fun part of sex. I don't need a dick to sit on someone's face.

I actually haven't tried that. But I am intrigued. [ I mean technically she has tried it but it was a professional and not a personal experience and she doesn't count that. ]

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[iustitiae]

cant argue with you there

Ask Delight maybe she can hook you up.

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[64th]

With a dildo? Or with someone to use it on

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[iustitiae]

with a dildo

did you know you can get free condoms at the bar
i totally missed this when we were there

[because you were very drunk, connor]

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[64th]

I bet she could.

I do know that! Josh is the one to thank for that. I told him if he could get condoms I'd sleep with him. And then we all got bar condoms!

at least you don't have to worry about knocking anyone up

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[iustitiae]

Dang he really scored one for the whole team

yes true no pregnancy scares
but condoms are still v important so you dont get stis
always practice safe sex cashmere

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[64th]

He did good.

Oh please I've been immunized against basically everything. I probably can't even get pregnant. Though I'm not willing to test that theory

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[iustitiae]

hence asking for the condoms got it
my world doesn't have immunizations for everything so

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[64th]

there's a lot that's shitty at home, but we've got the safe sex figured out.

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[iustitiae]

good for you guys
one good thing in a sea of terrible things

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[64th]

I'll take what I can get

The food in my district is good, too. Somebody told me in that in most versions of America people would call it Greek food.

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[iustitiae]

oh nice greek food is pretty good
do you miss your district?
the bad parts notwithstanding

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[64th]

I miss it a lot. I miss how warm it was. I miss the harvest festivals. I miss my bedroom and the way the sun came through the window in the afternoons. My district was my safe place to be away from the rest of the country.

what do you miss?