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Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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Thank you.

[He is thoroughly bemused by the compliment, since he's not sure what good it actually does him. He doesn't need to be good looking, he just needs to be able to kill things.

Not. That it matters here? Ugh, life is confusing.]

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You're welcome.

[he is smiling even!!]

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[Okay wow he doesn't know how to respond to that? He tries for a smile, but it's kind of this weird pathetic awkward thing (see icon) and he can tell it's not working as soon as he tries so he shakes his head and that's it for that.

CHANGE OF SUBJECT.]

You never posted a picture of yourself.

[QUID PRO QUO, MR. WALSH.]

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[OKAY NOW WHAT. He shifts nervously.]

I'm not really the best judge of attractiveness.

It's a very nice picture.

[He shrugs and gives a thumbs up.

IS HE DOING IT RIGHT.]

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[HE IS. ANOTHER GOLD STAR FOR BUCKY

connor laughs because he knows the pic is ridiculous as this post
he is also going for gold here]

Thanks. But don't worry, you'll figure out what you like with time.

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[He sighs, relaxing, and shrugs again.]

Maybe.

[Again, they were distractions.

Baby steps.]

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Definitely. I mean, what else are you going to do in Cavehell?

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Kill monsters?

[That's all he's really been doing.]

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That doesn't get boring after awhile?

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[He blinks, surprised. That... has honestly never occurred to him.]

It hasn't yet.

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Well, when it does, you can do some people-watching.

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[He considers that. That's actually a pretty reasonable suggestion, since he's already interested in keeping track of people.]

Okay.

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It'll be okay.

[ i mean, it won't, they're still stuck in a cave but!!]

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Oooh, hey baby.

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You know it.

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[64th]

Do you break a lot of hearts?

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What do you think?

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[64th]

I think you break all of them.

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What can I say? I'm a gift.

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[64th]

One hundred percent babe.How do you carry the burden of being so attractive?

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I have to give it out, let people partake in it.

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[64th]

Ooh, good plan. Distribute it amongst others so they can all help you handle it.

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[hasitsthorns]

well I mean
you win
everyone else can go home we've found the hottest man in the cave

[ Flattery will get you everywhere, she's been told. But really she's just having a lot of fun and being silly. ]

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you know it