two; video

[iustitiae]

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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[justice_from_above]

No, but usually I have a secure place to store it, and there aren't demons running rampant. [She gives a little shrug. It isn't the kind of thing she should be carryinga round all the time.]

[iustitiae]

Oh, yeah. You're like actually battle equipped.

[like she could probably take a bunch of demons]

[justice_from_above]

Let's not forget trained. I didn't suffer through boot camp for my good looks alone.

[iustitiae]

Are you part of an army, back home?

[justice_from_above]

I was; I served with the Egyptian Army for several years before I was discharged with Distinguished Service commendation.

[Much pride.]

[iustitiae]

Wow. [also wow the Egyptian army definitely doesn't look like that where hes from] You must be really skilled.

[justice_from_above]

[To be fair, she didn't get this kit from the army; it came with the job she took after. But that's a story for another day.]

I am.

So, in case you need an escort anywhere, just let me know.

[iustitiae]

There are so many women who could kill me here.

[justice_from_above]

Oh? Is this somehow different than your own world?

[Because she knows many women from her own who could probably kill him, too.]

But as long as you don't give us any reason to, we shouldn't have any problems, right? [Teasing, teasing!]

[iustitiae]

People in general aren't as like "I trailed for 20 years to be able to kill you with my hands" - but it's pretty great, honestly. Like the gender ratio here works out pretty well.

[definitely not a bad thing in his book he knows hes weak af]

I'll try and stay on your good side.

[justice_from_above]

Hmph. People should be proud of that they put their time into. [Hers just happens to be offensive attacks, but whatever, whatever.]

What about you? What have you trained in?

[iustitiae]

I'm a law student.

[justice_from_above]

That takes many years to master, correct? [Lawyers may come with a negative stigma but she can appreciate the time it took to get there. Besides, he could always be one of the few okay lawyers.]

[iustitiae]

Three years in law school after four years in undergrad, yeah.

[justice_from_above]

Then it sounds to me like you have your own ways of exacting justice.

[She smiles, because you don't have to kil anyone to ruin their life.]

[iustitiae]

Yeah, the legal system is part of the foundation of our country.

[but killing happens anyway #howtogetawaywithmurder]

[justice_from_above]

I know who to come to when I have a dispute.

[iustitiae]

Haha, yeah, I'll be here.