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Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?
[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]
Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.
[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]
No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.
[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]
Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.
[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]
Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.
[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]
No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.
[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]
Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.
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doesn't mean i can't give people a piece of my mind, though.
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[Wow, Gren, fisting on the first date.]
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yikes. buy me dinner first.
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never mind that how would you even fuckin fuck its not like you can get a
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fuck.
[He walked his own dumb ass right into that bone pun.]
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no, no, go on.
you were saying?
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shit fuck dammit
you got me in a box here
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you don't even need foresight. just milk.
how else are you gonna calcium coming?
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[Latent masochism? Overt masochism? Crippling loneliness hidden underneath a short temper and underdeveloped social skills? Who knows.]
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[Let's be anatomically correct here, c'mon.]
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[Overestimating Gren's anatomical knowledge here a little, Sans.]
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tailbone.
skeletons don't really have asses.
not that we don't have assets.
[BA DUM TISH]
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so what youre saying is that your head is shoved all the way up to your fuckin coccyx
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nah, i'm not that flexible.
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you dont got any fuckin muscles or tendons or some shit to get in the way
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orifices.
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you got fuckin gaps everywhere cause youre a FUCKIN SKELETON
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do you ask everybody about their holes?
rude.
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i was just gonna say it must mean you'd have to be very blessed.
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'cause you're holey.
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