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Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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Considering it's their fault we're stuck here, that's not really surprising.

[ smh ]

I'd sure hope not. They never pulled anything like this, as far as I know.

[ But then they had alien norse gods in Matt's world? the Big Guy doesn't really intervene... ]

Must be nice. [ gods who know what's going on, what a concept. ]

And what about this hot or not thing? Do you have that? [ btw maybe this is a good time to mention that Cashmere is basically like if you give a mouse a cookie when it comes to questions. ]

[ I mean, one could argue... but theology is not a path Matt's gonna go down. ]

We had websites and stuff, sure. There's an app called Tinder, I think. But pictures don't really matter to me, so that's hard to say.

[ Shhh it's okay, Matt is a lawyer, he's all about answering questions. ]

[ she didn't even have websites, Matt! people are lucky to have government-monitored landlines. ]

Ooooh. Spelunkr. Tinder. I get it now.

[ ok good because she has some follow-ups. ] So, if looks don't matter as much to you as they would most men, what's attractive to you?

[ Hunger Games... that's hell. Being blind when there's stuff like Tinder, that's hell too. ]

A smooth voice. Nice smell. Someone who walks confidently, maybe smiles with their voice and isn't afraid to be honest.

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[ they all carry heavy burdens. ]

Hmm. That makes a lot of sense. All of that's attractive in general. A nice voice and a good smell goes a long way.

Yeah, I can't exactly tell if whoever I'm dating is blond or what-have-you, but it's a mix of everything else, you know?

[ I mean, super senses means he can tell practically everything but colors, but shh. ]

Yeah. Beauty fades anyway. It's the rest that ends up mattering.

[ as an afterthought: ] Blondes do have more fun, though. So that's a good thing to have a heads up on.

[ Having two blond coworkers, he can definitely see that. ]

Let me guess, you're blond?

Mmmhmm. All natural. [ there's that suggestive tone again. sorry??? ]

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