two; video

[iustitiae]

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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[rebelarchivist]

Not that you've need of a picture, but for the benefit of everyone else...



Not as recent as I might like, but I'm fond of it.

[iustitiae]

very dashing

[rebelarchivist]

Thank you. I wish there was a reason to dress up here, I do miss it.

[iustitiae]

maybe you should come up with your own reason to

[rebelarchivist]

Yes, running from monsters does often require a tuxedo, or going to the only bar in the entirety of this damned cave

[iustitiae]

dont be such a wet blanket
sometimes you have to make your own fun

[rebelarchivist]

Very well, but if I'm to be overdressed everywhere, then I must insist on having company.

[Yes Connor, he's talking about you.]

[iustitiae]

see? yes! you understand

[private] [presuming things in the first encounter went well...]

[rebelarchivist]

I must also insist on seeing whatever lovely clothes you decide to wear strewn all over your floor later that night.

[wormintheglass]

yes but does your moustache creep away by itself and commit atrocities while you sleep?

because you do have a lovely face, dearheart, but I'd be concerned about that if I were you.

[rebelarchivist]

Oh no, I took steps to prevent that long ago. It does however, sometimes possess me long enough for an evil cackle.

There is great responsibility that comes with it, but I am certainly up for the task.

[wormintheglass]

I'm more and more impressed. So few people are capable of full mastery of their facial hair.

[rebelarchivist]

I wouldn't dream of being left at the whims of my facial hair, no matter how well groomed. It's terribly gauche.

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[hasitsthorns]

you're very dapper
it's a good look!!
(*^▽^*)

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[rebelarchivist]

Thank you, it's always lovely to meet someone with good taste.

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[ishotyouuu]

that is one wicked porn stache u got there bro

im diggin the dick dastardly-slash-james bond look

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[rebelarchivist]

[There's a bit of a pause]

Thank you. I think.

[ishotyouuu]

that was ttly a compliment bro dont even worry about it

something 2 b said about a guy in a suit u kno

[rebelarchivist]

Yes, a well made and fitted suit does make almost anyone look good.

[he's back on slightly more familiar ground here]

[ishotyouuu]

maybe u can hook me up with ur tailor sometime?

kinda lookin for an outfit that pops

somethin thatll send a message

this spandex getup apparently isnt doing it for me here