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Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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[ she smirks back at him. ]

I'll take the full sarcasm.

Okay, well, I think endless shame and regret are probably pretty big issues. Also, how do you know this wasn't posted by a demon trying to hook up with people under the guise of someone trying to keep people from hooking up with demons?

[The first part is semi-serious, but the second is the promised full sarcasm.]

[ she makes a show of rolling her eyes dramatically. be more fun, Chris! play hot or not! but luckily she will also accept pretend bickering. ]

Number one, no one would be shamed or regretful of sleeping with me. Secondly, if he was a demon trying to hook up with people he would sleep with me but since he won't there's clearly no way he could be a demon. [ she shrugs at him. ]

Even you can't argue with that solid logic. [ what solid logic??? ]

[HE REFUSES mostly because he's an awkward nerd.]

Well, maybe not from sleeping with you, but who knows what other weird hookups might happen. Also you know, the shame and regret might be on your end.

[He's being a good friend and looking out for her best interests. Sort of. That just happens to overlap with making his point.

Cashmere's next comment though gets a laugh, and he shakes his head. He could totally argue still--not surprisingly--but it's a lot more fun to go along with that.]

Okay, you might have me on that one.

[ okay FINE she concedes that there are some mistakes she could make that she would be at least a little regretful of. he gets to be right about this one.

she grins when he laughs. ]

I guess we're both right then. Lucky us. Maybe you should play the game to celebrate.

[He grins as well.]

I like it when we're both right.

But no. Besides, you totally know what I look like already.

Soooo? I'm not the only one here. Don't you want a compliment or two?

[connor is honestly just laughing nice]

Argumentation skills like that, maybe you should go to law school.

[ oh man, Connor, she doesn't need anyone to puff up her ego any bigger than it already is. ]

I would be an excellent professional arguer

Absolutely. Plus you'd be super distracting to the jury.

You should see me when I've had time to properly doll myself up.

Hearts probably just stop seeing you.

That only happened one time. [ she's joking. or is she? ]

Only once? Wow.

Modern medicine's pretty good, but it's not perfect.

Oh you're serious aren't you?

[ she nods. ] Uh-huh. I mean, it wasn't just from looking, but.

I contributed.

On purpose?

No! It just sort of ... [ she looks momentarily lost for the right word. ] happened. He was old and fat and high on something.

I didn't kill him but I didn't feel very bad about him dying, either.

Well that's awkward.

[ she nods. that's a good way to put it. ] It was.

Sometimes I think my life here is less weird than at home.

I would definitely believe that.

[ she laughs. just wait till he gets more deets someday. ]

Oh! Well, since Chris refuses to play: he's totally adorable, right?

Yeah, he's cute. He looks kind of young, though?

It's more of a little brother adorable than a bangable interest.

But yeah, too young. Even for hypotheticals.

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