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[iustitiae]

Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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[devilsavocado]

[ That doesn't sound creepy at all... but it's true, isn't it? #CaveHell ]

Yeah, she should send you a thank you note for it or something.

[iustitiae]

And more alcohol.

[cheers buddy]

[devilsavocado]

I'd be okay with that.

[ hear hear! ]

[iustitiae]

[he pours them both more!!! yay vodka!!]

Don't get eaten by demons, Matt.

[devilsavocado]

[ This is why they make such great roommates tbh ]

I won't. Hopefully.

[ He's gonna try. Thankfully his powers aren't magic, so demons probably don't find him too enticing. ]

You stay safe too, Connor.

[iustitiae]

It's not like I have special powers or anything.

[people mentioned magic was a thing with them]

[devilsavocado]

[ He's gonna take a long swing of that vodka because haha, Matt definitely doesn't have special powers or anything, right. ]

Can't hurt to be careful.

[iustitiae]

I'm not in a hurry to get possessed.

[devilsavocado]

Me either.

[ He sighs, closing his eyes even behind his dark glasses. This is some Exorcist bullshit and he was way too young to see that movie but it still seems to freaky to think about too hard. ]

Let's hope whatever this is blows over soon. Then we can think about getting a better place to live.

[iustitiae]

Something to look forward to.

[its a good thing hes drunk and not thinking about how domestic this all sounds]

[devilsavocado]

[ Really fucking domestic, yeah, but you're a mess and Matt's a bleeding heart, he's gonna stick by you till he figures you out. ]

Just gotta keep the demons out in the meantime.

[iustitiae]

Too bad they're not allergic to vodka because I have had so much of that

[like vampires w/garlic.]

[devilsavocado]

That's true. They might... I think they're allergic to salt?

[ Castiel said something like that... ]

[iustitiae]

What, like draw salt lines and stuff? Do we even have that much salt?

[devilsavocado]

Dunno, but I guess we could get some. Castiel said something like that on his post-- that or devil's traps.

[ This all sounds super crazy, Matt is fully aware. ]

[iustitiae]

Castiel...is that that guy who randomly showed up in our apartment?

[devilsavocado]

Uh, yeah. He's an angel.

[ Teleportation is an angel thing? Yep. ]

He helped me find Delight's party back when I showed up.

[ it's not weird. ]

[iustitiae]

[connor is getting to be Very Drunk at this point - having been drinking and also apparently earlier drinking with gren and now with matt and jesus christ kid]

Ok me and Cashmere have been discussing that - do you think he's fucking that guy? The other one who posted with him?

[devilsavocado]

[ Connor's real super power is an iron liver. ]

Dean, you mean? [ Of course Matt remembers, he may not have seen the guy but you don't forget a face and Matt doesn't forget a voice. ]

I don't know, actually. Maybe?

[ I mean an angel dating a dude is... probably sacrilegeous but Matt isn't gonna tell an angel how to live. Cas might smell like an angel but he still smells like a guy, too. Matt can smell people on other people, it's not weird. But until Matt meets Dean he can't really know for sure. ]

cw this got so scarelige

[iustitiae]

Do angels even...do they even have the parts to do that?

[he doesnt know?????? maybe theyre agender]

rip our souls

[devilsavocado]

I...

[ This is a dumb question but it deserves a good answer. ]

I'm not sure how it works, but I'm fairly certain Castiel has a human body.

[ Matt can sense it....... sorry, Cas. Not that Castiel would even care since he probably sees humans by their essence or something. ]

[iustitiae]

[drunk connor has let a lot of shit slip in this discussion but um objection, matt??]

How d'you -- did you touch him or something?

[devilsavocado]

[ SHIT now is definitely not the time to explain superpowers. ]

I mean... I didn't ask him, or anything. I'm just... assuming.

[iustitiae]

So you aren't "pretty sure"?

[devilsavocado]

I mean he... sounds and smells like a normal person. [ He shrugs. Dammit, superpowers. ] I'm not gonna ask, but... I guess if he's dating this Dean guy, he would, right?