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[secondreturned]

I think that, um, with all those portals being closed, that's the last of the things that the Door brought through. I can't sense anything else, anyway.

Whew!!! What a crazy couple of weeks! You guys were all real troopers for hanging in there with us. I really thought we might be able to send you home!

I'd say "drinks are on me", but they kind of always are... so stop by for some drinks if you want! I've got some Delight shots ready to serve up too if any of you want to party all night with me!!! It's gonna be really fun, okay? We can forget all about that weird Door/demon/disaster stuff for awhile and just have a good time.

I'm already looking forward to it!

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voice;

[secondreturned]

Of course I'll be there! How else will I make sure that everyone is having a good time?

[Fortunately for Tina, Delight does not understand human drinking laws.]

What's a drinking game? I'd love to play!

voice;

[burn_all_the_babies]

Oh, joy~ Because gurl yoo got a nice voice! Bet'cha face it twice as nice MHM!

[ It's okay, Tina would probably end up only drink tea anyway. What? You can totally play drinking games with a pot of tea! She does it all the time! ]

Hold the phone! Shawty are yoo sayin' yoos neva played a drinkin'g game before!!?? We need to change dat, STAT! Okayz, okayz sooo~ like there's this one, where yoo say never have I eva; and say somethin' yoo did or didn't do you feel meh?! Like ahem-

[ She puts on her fancy little dressy voice as she speaks. ]

Never have I ever~ Blown someone's arm off by accident~ THEN! If yoos did it, yoos drank it gurl! It's fun, believe me.

voice;

[secondreturned]

Oh- okay!

[She... maybe thinks she can get the hang of that.]

I don't think I've ever blown off someone's arm before. So I wouldn't be able to drink very much, I guess.

[Not that... she really drinks a lot anyway. Goddesses don't sample the goods, especially when they don't really have much blood for alcohol saturation anyway.]

But sure, I could play that!

voice;

[burn_all_the_babies]

Awww yis! Then it's on~ like Donky Kong~ Gurl!

[ She's far too excited. How many 13-year-olds from Pandora get to say they played drinking games with a real life actual God!? .. Wait, how many 13-year-olds even are there on Pandora?... ]

Kay, kay! Imma rally all the ladies up so they can play with us too! S'gonna be unreal!

voice;

[secondreturned]

Only women can play this game?

[:o That's a rule that you should have explained before, Tina!]

Can I invite Rage? She'd love it!

voice;

[burn_all_the_babies]

All the ladies can play! Any kinda lady~

[ She means the men too, but Tina calls everyone a woman, girl or lady so it was easy to mistake it as something legit. ]

Yesh! Bring all the ladies yoo know shawty! The more the better! S'gonna be the bestest day ever! Yoo da BOMB gurl, hope yoo nose that!

voice;

[secondreturned]

Nobody told me that I was explosive before!

[But that's... oddly sweet.]

I'll only bring the girls! No Sorrow or Hope allowed at our party, okay?