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[secondreturned]

I think that, um, with all those portals being closed, that's the last of the things that the Door brought through. I can't sense anything else, anyway.

Whew!!! What a crazy couple of weeks! You guys were all real troopers for hanging in there with us. I really thought we might be able to send you home!

I'd say "drinks are on me", but they kind of always are... so stop by for some drinks if you want! I've got some Delight shots ready to serve up too if any of you want to party all night with me!!! It's gonna be really fun, okay? We can forget all about that weird Door/demon/disaster stuff for awhile and just have a good time.

I'm already looking forward to it!

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[hotspurred]

Think you otherwise now?

[secondreturned]

What do you mean?

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[knifecollecting]

You get that we don't really have a choice other than to hang in there, right?

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[secondreturned]

Well yeah, but there's no reason you can't have fun while doing so!

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[unitas]

Because alcohol and your shitty shots are going to make people feel better. [ Sorry, Delight. :c ]

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[secondreturned]

I don't think they're shitty....

It's worked in the past.

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[therewillbeorder]

While it's generous of you to offer drinks, I believe actually getting rid of the demons would be more appreciated.

Unless, you are unable to do so.

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[secondreturned]

Hope is on it! He's better at that than me, but he's working to push them all out into the outer tunnels, where they can't bother you guys anymore!

[iustitiae]

dont worry about people giving you shit
people can always find something to complain about when other people are having fun

[secondreturned]

You know, I've noticed that.... it's an unfortunate trait you humans have.

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[skelebro]

experiment with the door gone wrong?

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[secondreturned]

Well, we were trying to send you home.

That didn't.. exactly happen.

[ishotyouuu]

can i just say u are my favorite

bcuz u are

<3 <3 <3

[secondreturned]

Aww! You're my favorite too!

[muscovy]

Your shots won't turn anyone blind, yes?

[Hey, with how you messed up the door failed distilling attempts aren't something you should rule out.]

[secondreturned]

They shouldn't. They haven't turned anyone blind yet.

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[sciencelizard]

thank you for
uhm
not letting all of those things eat us

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[secondreturned]

Hey, that's what I'm here for!

Well, mostly. Sometimes, being eaten is unavoidable.

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[bekommen]

hey

been meanin 2 ask u

this guys been asking me 4 condiments @ the bar

cld u stock some?

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[secondreturned]

Everyone was already asking about those a few months ago. I put them out- didn't you see them?

[Except, you know, those aren't... condiments, Delight.]

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[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Tina can read and she can write but she haaaates having to! So instead, she'd rather yell loudly across the network. ]

OH-HI!! So yoos like, one o'dem Gods lookin' after our butts and stuff? Can I just say I am a huuuuge fan! Like when you brought all those creepy lookin' demon ladies in!? Wow, just wow!

[ She's only 13 but she's not about to let that stopping her when she's been invited to drink with a God!. ]

Wanna play a drinkin' game? The Vault hunters used to do it all the times yo! It's the for realz dealz when it comes to gettin' your drank on! Wait, you will be partyin' with your peeps right!?

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[secondreturned]

Of course I'll be there! How else will I make sure that everyone is having a good time?

[Fortunately for Tina, Delight does not understand human drinking laws.]

What's a drinking game? I'd love to play!

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[hearthebell]

Normally, I'm not one to be overly concerned with matters of tone. The fact that I consider your reaction glib, therefore, should be taken to mean a lot.

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[secondreturned]

I'm just trying to make everyone a little happier and maybe a little more at ease with what's going on. There's nothing to worry about!!

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[synthedick]

So did all of this come from you gods trying to send us home?

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[secondreturned]

It did... we tried really hard, but it just didn't work out!

[circumitus]

next time you guys decide to try and mess around with that shit, you should really give us a heads up first.

[pls and thank]

[secondreturned]

I thought you guys wanted to go home...

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[thechoiceisyours]

Even though it didn't turn out to work, did you and Hope figure some stuff out about the Door at least?

[As he told Hope, he's not upset with either of them for trying even if the side effects were... Not great. Sometimes things go wrong, and he'd much rather have the gods causing problems because they're trying to help than because they simply want power.]

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[secondreturned]

Well, we figured out how it doesn't work. I guess that's something, right??