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[murderpotato]

if anybodys seen rhys around let me know

he hasnt been answerin his phone and im gettin a little fuckin pissed about it

[Aka, the murderpotato is a worrypotato and refuses to believe that the other half of the Telltale Swag Pad might be gone.]

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[prazerbutterfly]

He hasn't been around at all. I haven't seen him much even if he doesn't leave his home that often.

[Because he totally wasn't stalking Rhys at all.]

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[murderpotato]

how the fuck would you know how much hes out of the house

[hey, gren's the only one allowed to pseudostalk rhys, because he's like his unofficial bodyguard or some shit. excuse you.]

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[prazerbutterfly]

Does it matter? All I know is that I cannot find him anywhere and usually that isn't a problem.

[Because his Tease aka his cannibalistic butterflies know his scent. And he didn't get that memo, sorry Gren.]

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[iustitiae]

people have gone missing a lot lately

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[murderpotato]

he probably turned his fuckin phone off or the battery is dead or some shit

just keep a fuckin eye out for him

[Gren, Gren please]

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[iustitiae]

you really think that?

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[murderpotato]

thats what i fuckin said aint it

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[iustitiae]

yeah, i read what you said and i asked anyway

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[murderpotato]

quit askin stupid shit

wastin my fuckin time

i wouldnt be fuckin lookin for him if i didnt think he was fuckin here

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[iustitiae]

is he your boyfriend or something

[im sorry did you say "keep asking stupid shit"]

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[murderpotato]

no he aint my fuckin boyfriend

[Because that would have required Gren to have the emotional competence to actually tell Rhys about his delicate fee-fees.]

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[iustitiae]

[ haha this sounds so much like what he would say... ]

he's probably gone.

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[murderpotato]

shut the fuck up and fuck off

[Defensive much, Gren]

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[iustitiae]

just try and take care of yourself, okay?

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[murderpotato]

what part of fuck off do you not get

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[iustitiae]

we live in a cave what else am i going to do

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[murderpotato]

maybe you could do us all a fuckin favor and yank your fuckin head out of your ass

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[iustitiae]

fine, whatever. just dont be stupid

[beanstalk]

Maybe he died. Or left. Or broke his phone, or got tired of you.

[ :V ]

[murderpotato]

maybe you should take a long walk off a short go fuck yourself

[beanstalk]

[ He really shouldn't be having so much fun being a dick to Gren, but... Oh well. His nasty mood just makes this more fun. ] I can see why he would probably get tired of you. You're just a good for nothing with a big mouth, always spouting bullshit everywhere. Finally reached his limit.

[murderpotato]

pot kettle black

i aint in the mood for your bullshit. jerk off to being an asshole at somebody else

[beanstalk]

Why would I do that when you make it so easy?

[murderpotato]

look im fuckin flattered or something but im not gonna hate fuck you

[beanstalk]

Just pointing out the obvious.

[murderpotato]

what that you get fuckin wood to givin me a hard time?

that aint my problem

[whichend]

I'm sorry.

He won't come back.

[murderpotato]

you dont fuckin know that

[whichend]

It happened to Peter. You have to be ready.

[murderpotato]

he aint peter

and he might not even be gone. his fuckin phone probably just died or some shit

[If he keeps telling himself that, maybe it'll be true.]

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[synthedick]

[Not good.]

I haven't seen him around the dam in a few days, but I'll take another look. He's not locked in his room making another game and waiting for all Hell to break loose, is he?

[That's optimistic thinking even for Nick.]

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[murderpotato]

ive checked, he aint around the house

[He's aware of the fact that all roads are pointing towards 'Rhys is Gone', but he doesn't want to believe it. Not until he's exhausted every other option.]

its not like hes got a lot of places he fuckin hangs out at

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[skelebro]

haven't seen him around. sorry.
though hey, maybe he'll pop up with that mrs. pacman scoreboard sometime.

[Personally, Sans is in steadfast agreement with damn near everyone else here. Seems like Rhys is gone, and he's left his pal in the lurch. But Gren don't wanna hear that just now.]

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[murderpotato]

if he makes any more fuckin game shit well be up to our asses in zombies or some shit again

[If he knew that Sans is, surprise of surprises, not being a shit to him right now, he'd like, appreciate it or something. He knows that the longer he goes without finding him, the more likely it is that he's gone, but he just doesn't want to lose somebody else.]

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[skelebro]

[Anticipating that Gren would find a reason to appreciate Sans at any moment of the day, no matter how polite he is, is just too big a stretch. C'mon, Sans is a realist here.]

but at least we'd know where he is.

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[murderpotato]

[It's not so much that he'd appreciate Sans so much as it is that he'd appreciate Sans not being a complete asshole.]

im fuckin workin on it

[He's going to search every nook and cranny of this fucking murdercave for his stupid asshole roommate because Gren has no chill.]

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[skelebro]

well, hey. best of luck to ya.
having him around really ups the nerd quotient.
one can always use more nerds.

[He does mean it. Best of luck.

But he ain't a strong advocate of luck these days.]

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[ishotyouuu]

[Oh dear. One of these again, huh? It's amazing how even a message like this from someone he hasn't exactly made up his mind about is still enough to cause a skip in the ol' ticker. Still, no reason for this guy to think there's anything like pity going on right now.]

id say check all the basements but this is pretty much one giant basement were living in rn

i could hit up my resident nerds and see if theyve seen him

hell maybe theyre all playing a super intense game of dnd and dont realize how much time has passed

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[murderpotato]

yeah okay just keep an eye out

if you see him just tell him to fuckin call me or something

[Wade not being an asshole to him is kind of new, but hey, right now he'll take it. He just wants to find his stupid missing roommate and get back to his regularly scheduled life.]

[ishotyouuu]

o7

[And then, a few seconds later...]

that was a salute btw

idk if that was clear