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[hasitsthorns]

Hellllooooo Hadriel!

[ So. Someone's cheery. One wouldn't think so what with the cave being restored to its 'former glory.' ]

Sure is a bummer that Tranquility's good times ended, huh? [ Understatement of the year. ] Fret not, however, for I have taken it upon myself to plan for Love's inevitable - and fashionably late - arrival!

[ Do you have a bad feeling yet? You should. ]

How, you ask? Well! Easy. I've started charting out the ships down here in the cave. What's a 'ship,' you ask? A ship is short for 'relationship'! This can be any kind, really, but the actual fun is in ones of the romantic sort. [ An oh so innocent bat of her eyelashes. ]

There's a couple obvious ones, there's those who have loved and lost, there's the hopeful buddings of new relationships, and of course we're always wondering who are deities are into.

[ No? Just her? Alright then. ]

You can find the list I've started attached and, please, add to it as you see fit! I'll make the changes accordingly. I'll even try to keep it up to date, so! If any changes happen after the fact - break-ups, make-ups, or unfortunate farewells - feel free to hit me up personally and let me know. This way, Love can be up to speed upon arrival.

Ships Sailing Sunken Ships Wishful Ships Even Gods Need Love

Ships Sailing

	Newt & Hermann (Science Boyfriends)
	Matt & Emily (Sugar and Salt)
	Rey & Bianaca (Dumpster Fire)
	Dean & Cas (Touched By An Angel)
	Sans & Sleep (Dreams Do Come True)

Sunken Ships

	Kate & Sam (Wildkat Taming)
	Gren & Rhys (Bachelor Bros)

Wishful Ships

	Rosie & Faith (Icy Hot)
	Gren & Wade Wilson (Explosive Chemistry)
	Sans & Wade Wilson (Skeleton in the Closet)
	Alphys & Ahsoka (Out of This World)

Even Gods Need Love

	Hope & Sorrow (Misery Loves Company)
	Rage & Delight (You Can't Spell 'Slaughter' Without Laughter)
	Hope & Fear (Frightful Faith)
	Confusion & Tranquility (Soothing Daze)

Oh, right, of course. I should also mention that I've enabled the anonymous feature for responses, so! If you're shy or don't wanna compromise friendships by outing the couples you do know, don't worry. Or if you just wanna stir up some gossip and speculation, don't worry! Your secret's safe with me.

[ WINK. All's fair in love and war, yaddah yaddah. ]

(( ooc; So! HAVE AT IT, MURDERCAVE. FEEL THE LOVE. I'll be updating the post as I get suggestions and eventually porting it to Rose's personal journal for future reference. C'mon, ya'll, let's make Love feel welcome for when they arrive. ))

Comments

[somuchlove]

[...nope! Think of a better joke.]

It will be a * Flirt singularity.

Perhaps we will be able to resurrect Love without wait.

[Doubtful, but it'd be hilarious.]

[iustitiae]

I know you don't.

[but gren sure is trying anyway!!]

[skelebro]

[There's a LOVE joke lurking in there, but he don't take the bait. Why spoil the mood?]

honestly, with frisk flirting up the dragons, i'm not sure why we've had to wait this long to begin with.

[somuchlove]

[Chara really isn't surprised their Partner flirted with the dragons.

But yeah, they're not taking the bait either. "Oh they were probably just waiting for me to show up." was probably a step in killing the mood and there was only so much self-sabotage you could do.]

Perhaps instead of a competition my Partner and I should join forces. And maybe Papyrus.

[Cooking awful spaghetti is a form of love, right?]

[skelebro]

do i wanna know why you wanna recruit papyrus?

[Does he? Does he really wanna know?]

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[hasitsthorns]

omg
did you just say I made sense?
hold on, I need to commemorate this moment
it might never happen again

[ Rosie, this is why he doesn't like you. ]

There's a lot of things, really!
Opposites attract is a big one. Kind of like you and Hope are really two sides of the same coin. Hope can be a great feeling, but when things don't go as you hope it can hurt like a bitch and make you sad instead.
Delight and Rage are one of those too, actually, in that you wouldn't think anger and happiness go together but sometimes they do in unexpected ways! Like maybe a bit of violence is cathartic and leaves you feeling better?
Fear and Hope are what we call a 'hateship.' People that outwardly seem to dislike each other but deep down do care about one another.
Confusion and Tranquility... Them? They actually just look really good together in my opinion.

[hasitsthorns]

then I have obviously done my job very poorly
this is supposed to be fun, dude!
you don't have gossip where you're from?

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[hasitsthorns]

As of now, only two have chimed in! But that's two more than I imagined would.

Sorrow thinks it's ridiculous while Delight meanwhile is over the moon about her pairing.

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[hasitsthorns]

Yay!!
Also, how do you feel about you & Hope?
A lot of us think you guys are cute too but I figured I'd ask.

Sorrow told me he thought it was absurd.
Haven't heard from the others yet!

[hasitsthorns]

Whatever you say, Grumpy Gills.

[ Just gonna' find all different variations with nicknames now that include the word 'grumpy,' kthx. ]

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[hasitsthorns]

[ A raise of her hand!!! ]

I totally wish I had a ship with you, honestly. Who wouldn't, really?

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[hasitsthorns]

[ The ice recedes as she loses her focus. Ah, no, that's totally not any pink on her cheeks as she smiles just a touch sheepishly... He's totally imagining it..... ]

I mean, that's the hope. We'll see how the date goes first though!

[tongueamok]

My name is Carlisle.

[hasitsthorns]

Sometimes people like lying to themselves. I'll freely admit I'm one of those people.

Gossiping is still talking! Maybe not of any depth, but... I don't know, I've definitely sparked some pretty interesting conversation.

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[hasitsthorns]

Yeah, it's a compliment! ... Probably.

I mean, she could be referencing something else I don't know about. I just figured, y'know. Clarence was an angel too so. Makes the most sense!

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[hasitsthorns]

Cupids sound like my kind of dudes, honestly.

Hugs are great and clothes can be kind of stifling.

[ Is she kidding? Is she not? It is a mystery. ]

[hasitsthorns]

I like Grumpzilla better, personally. Rolls off the tongue better.

[ He makes it too easy... ]

But nice to meet you, Carlisle! Thanks for coming to this beautiful disaster.

[hasitsthorns]

I mean, Sorrow did say they chose forms more like humans' since that would make us more 'comfortable.' Or that we could, like, relate to them better.

What a shame, man. All that hotness and they don't even realize.

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[hasitsthorns]

It's been enough for me so far!
Granted, I wanted absolutely nothing to do with the dragons that showed up and kind of let more capable people deal with those bad boys.

I don't know!
Maybe?
I doubt the cave is that invested in my life.

[skelebro]

Not sure that makes it worse or, uh...better.

[Sans ain't really the kinda guy who thinks about the sex drives of the divine, but then again, he ain't really the target audience.]

[tongueamok]

[He does. He really does.]

How a disaster can be considered beautiful, I'll never know. I don't want to know. There are so many things there that I absolutely do not want to know.

[prophesiedone]

Gossip can be dangerous. If you know too much or too little, it can be used against you.

[prophesiedone]

[If only. If only.]

What else can they do? They lack the ability to change their situation.

But I don't.

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[save_theworld]

I'm eating the pepper, not putting it up my nose.

[That would be gross, and absolutely inappropriate.]

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[save_theworld]