Kylo Ren (
darthvaderfanboy) wrote in
hadriel2017-01-15 07:15 pm
Entry tags:
Accidental Video; Horrible Roommates Being Horrible
[The video turns on haphazardly, staring up as if someone had flung it across the room and accidentally turned it on. Which, incidentally, is exactly what happened. There's a red glare as Kylo's lightsaber comes into view. He slashes at someone just out of view, missing them, and instead taking out part of the couch.]
I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!
[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]
Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.
[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.
He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.
Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]
Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.
[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]
You did not-
[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]
Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.
[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]
I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.
[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]
My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-
[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.
[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]
This is your fault, you smug moron.
[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]
I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!
[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]
Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.
[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.
He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.
Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]
Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.
[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]
You did not-
[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]
Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.
[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]
I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.
[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]
My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-
[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.
[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]
This is your fault, you smug moron.
[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]

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you've knowingly, willingly used a weapon that wipes out entire planets.
you justify this by calling it "necessary" to further your own ends.
and there's nothing about this you claim to regret?
[Heh. Heh heh heh. Boy.
Boy. Anger. Haven't felt that one in a long time. It's dulled, always is, as tired as he is, but boy, it's there.
What a world.]
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I did it for the galaxy and for the Empire, to end a war that has lasted for over 40 years.
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so just nix the problem, huh?
that's your ingenious solution?
wipe the slate clean, and start over?
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so explain it to me.
tell me why that's necessary.
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That is the simple version, as I said there are decades of history and galactic politics that factored into the decision as well.
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[Sorry, pal. He ain't convinced.]
let me be clear here:
i know your type.
you're a real "ends justify the means" kinda guy, aren't you?
it's all right if people get hurt, as long as it gets you what you want.
it's all right if millions of innocents die, as long as it nets you the result you're looking for.
and collateral? who's got time for that anyway?
an entire planet, species, race, can all be to blame, just 'cause that's what's convenient for you.
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I'm not the first who has had to make that decision in the galaxy. I just made it on a wider scale in a short amount of time.
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so you're just not the kind of guy who tries for a basic little thing like "remorse," huh?
no.
no use for that here.
so why even try?
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But no, I see no need for remorse when there is much to do.
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i see.
no tears shed for the families of innocents who will never get to see another day?
nah.
not for you.
you're above that.
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No leader has that luxury, especially in times of war.
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that ain't luxury, pal.
that's what we call basic decency.
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The Emperor didn't have time to mourn losses during the wars, he did what he had in order to establish peace and stability. Nor did any senator or military leader for that matter during years of conflict that would have ripped the galaxy apart.
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you keep saying "peace," but i'm not sure you mean it in the way it's generally meant.
a world with no one alive to populate it?
sure, it's pretty damn peaceful.
but those ends don't justify any of your means, no matter what you choose to tell yourself.
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i see.
[At this point, he's just digging himself deeper with every word. Turns out that, yeah, you really can go a step beyond your run-of-the-mill genocide.
That's a new one.]
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small>[Hux is just special that way.]
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lemme ask you something here.
do you know what human SOULs are made of?
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I know there is something like a living energy flowing through each of us. But you would have to ask Kylo Ren about that, he's more in tune with such things than I am.
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i ain't asking him.
i'm asking you.
here's the thing about human SOULs.
no one can really say what they're made of.
monster SOULs are made of things like love, compassion. they need it to exist.
humans don't.
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[He's really not seeing the downside here, Sans. He's always been willing to go to any length to accomplish his goals.]
I'm not exactly an expert on what human souls are made of.
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well, that's the interesting thing.
there's a little "quirk" to SOULs where i come from.
the more people you kill, the more you gain a little thing called LOVE.
LOVE, you see, is an acronym.
it stands for Level Of Violence.
the more you gain, the less you hurt.
the easier it is to hurt others.
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I wouldn't argue with that. What is your point, then?
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or it's meant to be.
i think you've pretty well overshot that.
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