hadriel | Accidental Video; Horrible Roommates Being Horrible

[The video turns on haphazardly, staring up as if someone had flung it across the room and accidentally turned it on. Which, incidentally, is exactly what happened. There's a red glare as Kylo's lightsaber comes into view. He slashes at someone just out of view, missing them, and instead taking out part of the couch.]

I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!

[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]

Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.

[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.

He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.

Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]

Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.

[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]

You did not-

[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]

Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.

[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]

I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.

[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]

My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-

[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.

[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]

This is your fault, you smug moron.

[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]

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How many people died?

The last calculation of the population of the Hosnian system was 2.1 trillion beings, human and other species.

Jesus Christ.

The Core systems tend to have higher populations and Hosnian Prime was the capital of the Republic so that's why the count was so high.

That's not...that's not something people should be able to take lightly.

[but by now hes like totally sure this is pointless. he's obviously not going to help hux have a revelation or some shit over this.]

It wasn't a decision that was made lightly but after years of careful planning.

[He knows empathy isn't something he's felt since he was a child. He had just trained himself out of feeling those types of emotions.]

That doesn't make it sound better.

I realize it may be difficult to understand as you're not aware of the events leading up to it but it had to be done.

Was your buddy [kylo] part of that plan?

Kylo Ren? No, his work is more hands on with day to day operations instead of military decisions such as Starkiller.

But he was okay with it?

[i mean theyre living together so??]

Our goals are the same, yes. We both want to see peace and order restored to the galaxy and knew that the price for that would be high.

[Honestly, at this point they wouldn't know what to do unless they had each other to fight with. Hux's life would be so empty if he wasn't making Kylo Ren suffer somehow.]

So what was all this about?

Starkiller was designed and used for the purpose of destroying a corrupt and illegitimate government founded by rebels.

These rebels murdered many Imperial citizens, including the Emperor. When they founded their republic they forced former Imperial star systems to surrender or face retaliation and destruction. Republic senators looked after their own interests at the expense of outer rim systems, unwilling or unable to put a stop to the rise of warlords controlling vulnerable trade routes the Empire once held secure.

No, dude, I meant about your fight with your roommate. We're obviously not getting anywhere with your Republic mass murder.

Kylo Ren is used to being indulged and doing whatever he feels like. I'm the first person other than his Master to not put up with his whole...routine and of course he acts out because it.

[This has been the last five yeas of his life. Five. Long. Years.]

Why don't you just ditch him?

[He's tried that already. Somehow, Kylo Ren found his way back.]

It's not so simple. We were assigned to work together five years ago. Now, it works to our advantage to coordinate our efforts. At least, for the most part.

Guess you guys kind of deserve each other.

[hell is other people guess where you ended up hux]

No one deserves to be stuck with Kylo Ren.

[...except him. It's the universe's way of punishing him.]

Pretty sure you do.

If he decides to take out a bad mood on you or your neck, I'm not going to stop him.

Cool good to know.

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