hadriel | Accidental Video; Horrible Roommates Being Horrible

[The video turns on haphazardly, staring up as if someone had flung it across the room and accidentally turned it on. Which, incidentally, is exactly what happened. There's a red glare as Kylo's lightsaber comes into view. He slashes at someone just out of view, missing them, and instead taking out part of the couch.]

I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!

[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]

Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.

[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.

He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.

Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]

Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.

[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]

You did not-

[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]

Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.

[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]

I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.

[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]

My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-

[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.

[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]

This is your fault, you smug moron.

[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]

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Thank you.

[He'd love to see what Hux would do if he wasn't around to cook for him. Probably be reduced to the usual tasteless rations he had out in space.]

It's better to be feared than loved.

[He was most likely the only one who actually liked the rations since he could eat them quickly before rushing back to work or trying to get a few moments of sleep.]

I don't expect anyone to love you but officers and troopers are valuable resources,

Hence why most of them are still alive. Did you ever look at the old statistics of the Executor?

[One of the few records he'd bothered looking at since it was his grandfather's ship.]

They used to go through two officers during a bad month.

Yes, and I know Imperial officers had a betting pool on how long Piett would survive.

[Somehow the Admiral had managed to escape Vader's wrath.]

But Finalizer is different and I'm not Admiral Piett.

Then you should be thankful most of your officers are still intact. Think of what I could do if I was in a bad mood.

[It was quicker and easier to get out his emotions in short bursts of anger than letting it build up until it boiled over and he was worked up in a really furious state.]

Wait, you mean all this time you've been in a good mood? You could have fooled me with your sulking and just being constantly insufferable.

I'm insufferable? Have you taken a look in the mirror lately? Hux, if I wanted to, I could have torn you, your ship, and everyone in apart from the inside out. Consider it a testament to my self-restraint that I never did.

I am sure you can snap my neck with a thought. You and I both know that if you were determined that Snoke really wouldn't be able to stop you. And I don't think you have as much self-restraint as you think you do, you've destroyed things that later I'm sure you regretted.

Nothing that was important.

[The ship he felt was his to do with as he pleased and he had so few items in the way of personal belongings. He won't comment on having no self-restraint. He already knows it's poor.]

I don't believe you.

[But he didn't press the issue further, knowing Kylo wouldn't admit anything.]

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