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Kylo Ren ([personal profile] darthvaderfanboy) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2017-01-15 07:15 pm

Accidental Video; Horrible Roommates Being Horrible

[The video turns on haphazardly, staring up as if someone had flung it across the room and accidentally turned it on. Which, incidentally, is exactly what happened. There's a red glare as Kylo's lightsaber comes into view. He slashes at someone just out of view, missing them, and instead taking out part of the couch.]

I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!

[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]

Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.

[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.

He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.

Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]


Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.

[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]

You did not-

[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]

Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.

[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]

I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.

[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]

My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-

[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.

[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]

This is your fault, you smug moron.

[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-01-22 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I will leave it up to his grandfather to do the actual parenting now. I've had to look after him for five years already.
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[personal profile] castintofire 2017-01-22 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. Family is best to look after family, in many cases. It is good that he has family here.
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-01-22 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
It is, he's always admired his grandfather and now his grandfather can deal with ....everything.
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[personal profile] castintofire 2017-01-22 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I have always found grandfathers to be a wealth of knowledge and wisdom. So perhaps, hopefully, his will teach him in a way he will accept.
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-01-22 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not sure he would put Anakin in that category.]

That is my hope, it would give me a break.
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[personal profile] castintofire 2017-01-22 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
{Maedhros has yet to meet Anakin, so can only speak for his own imperfect but loving grandfather!}

I hope you get a break, though that does not seem easily done here.
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-01-22 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I've needed a break for years and at least I have the chance here. Hopefully. We'll see.
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[personal profile] castintofire 2017-01-22 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
We will. I have one request, if you get the rest you wish. Will you hear it?
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-01-22 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I will hear it but I make no promises.
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[personal profile] castintofire 2017-01-22 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
That is fair.

I ask you not to make a super weapon here. It may do more damage than aid in such an enclosed space.
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-01-22 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
A superweapon on the size of Starkiller would be impractical in this situation, given the small scale.

[No promises on regular weapons, though.]
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[personal profile] castintofire 2017-01-22 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
And smaller weapons that would also damage the structural stability, tenuous as it may be, of this cavern?
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-01-22 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
It would be shortsighted and foolish to destroy the cavern while I'm here.
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[personal profile] castintofire 2017-01-22 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
There are those who do not have that sense. I will accept your words in the spirit I hope they are meant.

{DON'T DISAPPOINT THE ELF}
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-01-22 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I am flattered by your trust.

[It's going to happen, sorry.]
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[personal profile] castintofire 2017-01-22 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Is it trust? Or hope?
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-01-22 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't know, honestly.
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[personal profile] castintofire 2017-02-19 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Do they mean the same to you?
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-02-20 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
I've never really thought about it, honestly.
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[personal profile] castintofire 2017-02-20 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Do you usually defend yourself by claiming honesty? {Maedhros can't always help himself.}
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-02-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have to defend myself when I know I'm right. And I think you're just trying to bait me so I'm going to cut the feed.