hadriel | Accidental Video; Horrible Roommates Being Horrible

[The video turns on haphazardly, staring up as if someone had flung it across the room and accidentally turned it on. Which, incidentally, is exactly what happened. There's a red glare as Kylo's lightsaber comes into view. He slashes at someone just out of view, missing them, and instead taking out part of the couch.]

I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!

[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]

Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.

[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.

He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.

Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]

Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.

[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]

You did not-

[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]

Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.

[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]

I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.

[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]

My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-

[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.

[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]

This is your fault, you smug moron.

[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]

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... [It hurts to think... No, he knows that must be the truth. Obi-Wan will not only betray him; he will maim him. So much for the bond they shared!]

I will relish his death. [Yes. If he says it enough, it might be true.] He hates me and I...hate him!

[He couldn't speak on Obi-Wan's behalf but he wondered what Obi-Wan had actually been thinking when he walked away from a dying Anakin. He doubted he could ever understand the relationship between Anakin and Obi-Wan though.]

You killed him 19 years later.

He must have hid himself well. [His voice is broken, hoarse.] He would have known it was inevitable after...

[It should be inevitable now! his brain screams.]

If I see him here, I will finish him off early.

[Hux said nothing for a moment, only watching Anakin.]

You may find that difficult if he does show up here- death isn't permanent here. Apparently one of the gods has the ability to raise the dead once more, making it as if they had never died.

Then I will kill him again and again as he deserves! [His voice rises, quavering on the edge of sanity.] He has tried to turn Padmé against me, I know, but she won't listen to him. I won't let him interfere anymore!

[He recognized that tone of voice, he had heard the same note that was the edge of sanity. It wasn't something he could- or would- argue with.]

It seems the gods like our galaxy, with more of us arriving. There is a chance he could show up soon.

I look forward to it. [No, he fears it. He fears it with his entire being. The air is heavy with his chaotic emotions, but thankfully nothing moves.] Hadriel will see a proper battle on that day.

I have no doubt. [Knowing Kylo, Hux wasn't sure if Anakin really was telling the truth. But he wouldn't call him on it as he would with Kylo.]

I appreciate your assistance with my clothes. We should finish organizing to take things over to the new residence.

You have far more belongings than I do. [Anakin glances around.] I can see you like to keep neat. It will not take you long to move.

[Now Ben is a different story if the sitting room is anything to go by.]

I think we can do it in a couple trips, especially if Kylo can use the Force to move the kitchen things.

[Your grandson is a slob, Anakin.]

I'm used to being neat, I was taught to be so from an early age.

If he has the control... [Kitchen utensils will do them no good in pieces.] Obi-Wan instilled neatness in me, though I wasn't bad when I was with my mother. She wouldn't have stood for a messy room or house.

Re- Ben and I have a deal that if he does the cooking and dishes that I will keep the apartment neat. I'm much better at the cleaning than he is.

[Because Hux knew if he let Ren clean then he would be doing it over again himself.]

My nanny droid taught me, I grew up in a military academy so I wasn't allowed to be messy.

Seems fair. [But now he's waiting for Hux to give him duties. Go ahead. Try.] What happened to your mother?

[Oh he will, Anakin can resist but it will be futile.]

I never knew her, it wasn't allowed. She's most likely dead by now.

[He didn't have any emotion when he mentioned his mother, he understood why a kitchen maid had been deemed unsuitable to raise him.]

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