Kylo Ren (
darthvaderfanboy) wrote in
hadriel2017-01-15 07:15 pm
Entry tags:
Accidental Video; Horrible Roommates Being Horrible
[The video turns on haphazardly, staring up as if someone had flung it across the room and accidentally turned it on. Which, incidentally, is exactly what happened. There's a red glare as Kylo's lightsaber comes into view. He slashes at someone just out of view, missing them, and instead taking out part of the couch.]
I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!
[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]
Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.
[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.
He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.
Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]
Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.
[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]
You did not-
[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]
Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.
[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]
I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.
[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]
My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-
[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.
[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]
This is your fault, you smug moron.
[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]
I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!
[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]
Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.
[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.
He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.
Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]
Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.
[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]
You did not-
[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]
Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.
[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]
I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.
[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]
My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-
[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.
[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]
This is your fault, you smug moron.
[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]

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She introduced herself to me as Fulcrum. [He'd known from the records that Anakin Skywalker had an apprentice, but he'd never given much thought to what must have happened to her. After all. she would have been an old woman by his time.]
Of course. It makes so much sense. [Then Kylo laughs, a sound somewhere between amusement and hysteria. Sometimes it feels like the Force has him connected to about 25% of the galaxy at any given time. This doesn't disprove his theory.] She's been training me.
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...Ben? [The laughter unnerves him - mainly because he has heard the sound come from his own mouth.] Has she?
Did you tell her who you are?
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Not in so many words. [He'd told her that Anakin was his grandfather. That was enough.] But I think she's figured it out.
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[Anakin scoffs.] Of course she did. It's a shame. I could have found out more about her through you.
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Sounds like there's a history between you two. [Someone more respectful might leave it there. Kylo Ren has never had enough respect for his elders.] What happened?
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[More than a little history and Anakin still holds her dear. Deep down.]
She was my apprentice. We saw a lot together and the Jedi betrayed her.
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This explains a lot. [Namely, why he'd felt something like a push from the Force trying to get him to connect with her. Also, if she'd had Anakin as her teacher, no wonder she'd become so powerful in the Force. It was a good thing he hadn't known this before taking her on. Otherwise, he might have thought twice about trying to fight her.]
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such as the one that involves him being unable to save Padmé.] She isn't like me and she isn't like you will be.no subject
When I first came here, I felt a connection to her through the Force. I didn't understand it, why I was being pushed towards someone not of the Dark Side. She's shown me a lot. [Namely, a path of walking both sides that he thought he would never achieve. Snoke had always made him believe that only the Dark Side was the true path to the power he craved.]