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[prophesiedone]

[Private to AhsokaFulcrum & Ben.]

I hear you have become acquainted. What do you think of my grandson, Snips?

[Siths are the worst trolls. Anakin looks darkly pleased with himself, waiting for the chaotic reactions that will undoubtedly come. Ahsoka hasn't avoided him; she hasn't grown cowardly. He expects she will answer.

As for Ben, well, it is high time he is introduced to someone who has been and still is important to his grandfather.]

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The animals here are weird. [And none of them seem to take to him. He rolls his shoulders and bites, somewhat aggressively, into a pear.] Every day I'm attacked by something.

[There is a yowling off-screen and Anakin glares in that direction.]

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[therewillbeorder]

Just try not to track in any remains into the house, I just mopped the floor after your grandson tracked in a bunch of dirt.

[Seriously, both of you.]

I wouldn't take it personally that the animals don't like you.

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[unfollowing]

stay the fuck away from my wolf

[You are preemptively banned, goddamn.]

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[mismanagement]

Should you wish for a greater challenge, General, you will find it in the caves.

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[fulcra]

[ it's nearly an hour before ahsoka responds, but she tells herself that it isn't aversion. she's out, doing patrols, keeping to herself. keeping tabs on the other force users in the city, too, so they can't surprise her. it's just that she doesn't usually talk on the comms while she's patrolling. when she does answer, she's sitting near the city outskirts. ]

Your grandson is very strong in the Force. He's full of potential that I worry he may never reach.

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[turingmachine]

"I'm fairly certain that avoidance and hostility toward Humans is expected behavior for wild animals."

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[prophesiedone]

...I thought you were a General; not a nanny. [He tosses the remains of the pear at the angry cat that continues to growl at him.]

They don't like you either?

[prophesiedone]

Been there, done that, and I'm the one still walking around.

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[prophesiedone]

I can't make any promises if it attacks me first.

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[prophesiedone]

Is something bigger lurking in there? [He's game.]

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[prophesiedone]

[Ah and there she is - as he expected her to be, though later than he had hoped. Anakin is walking back to the apartment he shares with Ben and Hux, the hood of his cloak drawn over his features. For her, however, he pushes it back, looking amused.]

Why shouldn't he reach it if he has a capable teacher?

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[therewillbeorder]

It's about having standards and maintaining an acceptable living space. [And he lives with two walking disasters, it's a full-time job sometimes.]

Not really. I have had to kill a few who decided to make it clear how much they didn't like me more than a few times.

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[prophesiedone]

It's a domesticated cat. [And it still hates him.]

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[prophesiedone]

I keep my share neat. [For the most part. He does have his moments of stopping a task midway and never returning to it.]

There would be no point in killing something so small. [Shifting the camera, he shows Hux a slight grey cat with angry green eyes.]

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[therewillbeorder]

You do better than Ben, that's true. [But neither can come near to what he considered orderly but he's accepted that.]

I suppose not. It doesn't seem to pose much of a threat. [Oh look at those angry eyes!]

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[prophesiedone]

That doesn't seem like a high bar. [Sorry, grandson, you make huge messes.]

Unless I stick my hand out. [Then he will lose the only one he has - unless he extends the artificial one. That one would hurt the cat, though, and Anakin isn't interested in doing that.]

[prophesiedone]

Do you think they are?

[prophesiedone]

I won the fights?

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[therewillbeorder]

It really isn't but I have high hopes that he'll learn not to leave clothes all over the room one day. [His life is suffering.]

Are you trying to catch it? That may be your first mistake.

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[prophesiedone]

I've been meaning to ask...

Does he wear clothes in bed? Do you? [JUST WONDERING.]

Why would I want it? [He stands up and nudges the cat away with his foot. The grey male keeps following him.]

[prophesiedone]

I am sure. You're the one that didn't seem to catch on.

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[therewillbeorder]

I'm not answering that over a public network. [Anakin, no.]

I assumed you were holding your hand out to it in order to catch it. Could you try moving it with the Force?

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[prophesiedone]

Have something to hide? [Talk to the jury, Hux.]

If I do that, it might end up in pieces.

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[therewillbeorder]

Why do you want to know this? And you should ask your grandson for details. [He knows he can't convince Anakin of the truth when things are as they are.]

Perhaps it will get tired of stalking you eventually?

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[prophesiedone]

I am curious. [He is their roommate. He sees things. Hears things. And wonders.] I am asking you, General.

Probably once I feed it.

[prophesiedone]

Anakin Skywalker. [Otherwise known as Darth Vader, tbd.] Who are you?