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[burn_all_the_babies]

Whats'a gurl gotta doo to get her mitts on sum crumpets around here? I mean, whoos I gotta blow up!? Imma doo it, I am if I gots to!

[ Tiny Tina has come to the network for one very important reason today. Her evil double twin kind of accidentally on purpose ate all of her food reserves. She did, however, leave a wonderful tin can castle, complete with moat and drawbridge from the empty cans for Tina to play with! But yea... Ate all her food. Not cool. Not cool at all. ]

Okay~ So like, Imma bee reeeel generous right 'bout now, SO LISTEN UP FOO! My sista from another mista, went and done me like Goldie Glocks went and dun dem poor ol' bears. SHE ATE ALL OF THE FOODZ! UGH! I got mutha Hubbard... I got mutah Hubbard so hard, right in the cupboard...

So~ Why is dis me bean generous I hear yoo cry~?! Simple! If yoo can make me some, oh I dunno~ Crumpets or choc-chip cookies, heck I'd even settle for a dank ass salad gurl! But yes! If sumone wants'a be so kind~ and doo me this flava, Imma make dem any kinda badass, bubblegum chewin', name takin', bra removin', super powah'd weapon of they dreams~

[ despite her tone and general butchering of language, Tina is being very, very serious. She has supplies, homemade explosives, homemade bullets and not to mention she still has some of that eridium from her homeworld of Pandora left. She's crazy and capable of anything at this point. ]

Dis is a once in a lyfe time opportunity yo. Yoo be cray cray to turn dis up. Mmm!

Comments

[skelebro]

Depends on the food. If you got magic raisins, it'll taste like raisins.

[If you got Dog Salad, it'll taste yappy. What, uh, whatever that means. Y'know, 'cause that sure is a thing. Some people eat garbage Underground, literally. No big.]

Mostly I just got hot dogs. Which...taste like hot dogs.

[burn_all_the_babies]

Why anyone would wanna eat ANYTHIN' raisin-related, I will never know. Nope~

[ Dog salad sounds better than raisin and oat cookies! Tina would gladly take garbage over raisin's any day! ]

Hmm... They're a little to phalic lookin' for my likin' gurl, if ya get what I mean.

[ she had no shame, but at least she was honest, Right? Pulling a wide toothy smile after she spoke, missing a tooth here or there from past antics here in the cave. ]

[skelebro]

I certainly don't have any raisin to, if y'ask me. I hear they taste pretty grape though.

[Sorry. He's incorrigible. Though he ain't really sure if he should question what it is about hot dogs that're...phallic. Or, uh...y'know what? He ain't gonna get into it. The human body is a wild and mysterious thing.]

Guess I still got some leftover spaghetti that - [He halts, just for a second, and then continues speaking as though there was no interruption, evenly. There's barely a hiccup in his speech at all.] 'S magic, so it's still good.

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Tina smirked at his puns, how could she not!? Sans had a way of always being amusing, it was refreshing, really it was. ]

Aww, don't yoo got anythin' sweet? I can't eat blandly, I'm 'lergic to it. Mhm. Makes me blow up, like BOOM!

[ Of corse she didn't have any allergies, she was just trying to think of a way of getting out of eating spaghetti. ]

[skelebro]

[Allergic to things that ain't sweet, huh? Very convincing. He believes her, of course, completely and wholesale.]

Wish I could say I did. Most of what I got's the good, greasy sorta stuff.

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ She pulls a face at that, grease was good for oiling your guns and setting up for psychos to skid in, but for eating? Naaahhh. ]

Ah, it's cool, it's cool. I'll survive! But~ if yoo come across anythin' sweet, do me a flava boo, an' snatch dem goodies up for me, kay?

[skelebro]

Sure thing, kid. I ain't got much of a sweet tooth.

[He taps at the teeth of his grin with the tip of one phalanx.]

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ she grinned. Showing her own teeth in the process, or well, what was left of them. She'd lost a few here now, it was kind of disturbing how easily, young, healthy teeth could be lost in this place. ]

Sweet~ An' I'll keep mah eye out for... Uuh.. for... Hm, what do yoo even like boo? Other den magical junk food?

[skelebro]

Anything that counts as magic food'll do. Everything else, uh - [He drums the tips of his phalanges across his upper clavicle, the bones rattling.] Goes right through me.

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ That got a rawr of laughter out of Tina. She'd never really thought about it before but yea, how was he supposed to keep food in there? She smiled and made a rather crude sound. ]

Kay, kay, I'mma look for all kinds of magical stuff for you, boo!

[skelebro]

Hey, thanks buddo. And take care of yourself, yeah?

[How for the life of him he manages to keep makin' friends with so many damn dangerous kids is beyond him but - hell, if that's his life, he'll live it. One way or another.]