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[burn_all_the_babies]

Whats'a gurl gotta doo to get her mitts on sum crumpets around here? I mean, whoos I gotta blow up!? Imma doo it, I am if I gots to!

[ Tiny Tina has come to the network for one very important reason today. Her evil double twin kind of accidentally on purpose ate all of her food reserves. She did, however, leave a wonderful tin can castle, complete with moat and drawbridge from the empty cans for Tina to play with! But yea... Ate all her food. Not cool. Not cool at all. ]

Okay~ So like, Imma bee reeeel generous right 'bout now, SO LISTEN UP FOO! My sista from another mista, went and done me like Goldie Glocks went and dun dem poor ol' bears. SHE ATE ALL OF THE FOODZ! UGH! I got mutha Hubbard... I got mutah Hubbard so hard, right in the cupboard...

So~ Why is dis me bean generous I hear yoo cry~?! Simple! If yoo can make me some, oh I dunno~ Crumpets or choc-chip cookies, heck I'd even settle for a dank ass salad gurl! But yes! If sumone wants'a be so kind~ and doo me this flava, Imma make dem any kinda badass, bubblegum chewin', name takin', bra removin', super powah'd weapon of they dreams~

[ despite her tone and general butchering of language, Tina is being very, very serious. She has supplies, homemade explosives, homemade bullets and not to mention she still has some of that eridium from her homeworld of Pandora left. She's crazy and capable of anything at this point. ]

Dis is a once in a lyfe time opportunity yo. Yoo be cray cray to turn dis up. Mmm!

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[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Tina didn't put much thought into why the door opened on its own, it might have been loose already? Or she knocked hard enough to open it? Or maybe Robo-bro had magic powers? All options were fine really, so long as it meant she was allowed in and wasn't breaking and entering.

At first, she didn't recognize the voice, she pulled a frown as she walked along the hallway of the entrance, looking around to figure where this room she was supposed to destroy was? Calling out as she found her way around with ease. ]

Dat Robo-bro? Yoo sound different boo! Yoo got a cold or like man flu or sunfin? Yoo should look'at gettin yooself sum vit-ee-mins~

[ Ah! This must be the room he was talking about. It's neat, regimentally so! Kind fo sad really but oh well! Tina can take care of that pretty easily. Now, she wasn't normally one for pranks, pranks ended in tears and tears were boring~ But she was up for a little inconvenience!

She started by going through his things. Pulling open draws, fingering through clothes and personal belongings, tossing them over her head and behind her when she was done inspecting them. Turning things inside out, pairing socks up so they were all odd. She then moved onto the bed. Bouncing on it as the springs squeaked. Her muddy odd shoes left dirty stains and marks in their wake, no part of the bed was saved, she even hopped on the pillows too!

Once she was done there, Tina looked up at the light bulbs. Taking them out and carefully unscrewing them to the element inside was on display. Using a pin from her hair and a little sprinkle of explosive powered she kept in the psychos mask strapped to the side of her head, Tina tampered with the bulbs, making them brighter and volatile. It would only be a matter of time before they blew up, possibly caused a little fire.

Finally, she decided it would be fun to try on some of the clothes she found hanging up. Looked like a uniform, very stuffy and dull but she could spruce it up a bit! Rolling up the sleeves and wearing the top like a dress, she made her way into the kitchen where the voice had come from.

Saluting and doing a little stamp with her feet as she stood in the doorway. ]

General Fart-pants, reporting for booty!

[darthvaderfanboy]

[Hux was probably going to be furious when he got back home. Hell, it was possible he might even burst a blood vessel when he saw the state of his perfectly made bed. Well, that was just going to be a satisfying side-effect of letting Tina go through all his things. He should have invited the girl over ages ago.

He turned around when he heard Tina's voice, looking her over with a quirk on one side of his mouth that threatened to actually turn into a smile. Oh, she really was a magnificent little space critter.]

Good to meet you, general. You're looking more insane than usual. Come and eat. [He put the sandwich and sides on the table. She definitely looked like she needed a few good meals. She was all elbows and knees.]