[Video]

[burn_all_the_babies]

Whats'a gurl gotta doo to get her mitts on sum crumpets around here? I mean, whoos I gotta blow up!? Imma doo it, I am if I gots to!

[ Tiny Tina has come to the network for one very important reason today. Her evil double twin kind of accidentally on purpose ate all of her food reserves. She did, however, leave a wonderful tin can castle, complete with moat and drawbridge from the empty cans for Tina to play with! But yea... Ate all her food. Not cool. Not cool at all. ]

Okay~ So like, Imma bee reeeel generous right 'bout now, SO LISTEN UP FOO! My sista from another mista, went and done me like Goldie Glocks went and dun dem poor ol' bears. SHE ATE ALL OF THE FOODZ! UGH! I got mutha Hubbard... I got mutah Hubbard so hard, right in the cupboard...

So~ Why is dis me bean generous I hear yoo cry~?! Simple! If yoo can make me some, oh I dunno~ Crumpets or choc-chip cookies, heck I'd even settle for a dank ass salad gurl! But yes! If sumone wants'a be so kind~ and doo me this flava, Imma make dem any kinda badass, bubblegum chewin', name takin', bra removin', super powah'd weapon of they dreams~

[ despite her tone and general butchering of language, Tina is being very, very serious. She has supplies, homemade explosives, homemade bullets and not to mention she still has some of that eridium from her homeworld of Pandora left. She's crazy and capable of anything at this point. ]

Dis is a once in a lyfe time opportunity yo. Yoo be cray cray to turn dis up. Mmm!

Comments

[prazerbutterfly]

[Dear god that is annoying but nothing really tops that whine that Road can exhibit if given a long enough time without what she wants. He's staying on the line though he's regretting it the more she goes on.

He makes his way past the entrance and towards her little shop of shops and she can likely recognize the area behind him since he's not exactly keeping it private. He will turn off the video feed for some privacy.]

Oi, little miss. I have your cookies.

[burn_all_the_babies]

OmgOMG yoo nearly here boo!!

[ Rushing out to the door, pulling open the shutters and springing out like some kind of deranged jack-in-the-box. scanning the area frantically before she spots him just a little ways off.

Making a mad dash for it, Tina rushed at him, full speed ahead! ]

Coo~kee~sss!!

[ Without much warning, she was lunging herself at Tyki. Arms open wide and a goofy, excited smile on her face. She was a little face hugger bug, wrapping her self around him and clinging on where she could. ]

This is the best day ever!!

[prazerbutterfly]

[O-oh he's not expecting this at all. There is suddenly a human monkey wrapped around him like he was some sort of tree. He's glancing down at the little lady and laughing a little at her just clinging.

In his hand is the cookies and he'll wiggle it up enough to see it with a small exasperated noise.] Is it now? I believe I have what you want.

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Tyki is so good, for putting up with her like he does, it would suck without him here to put up with her.

She smiled and giggled up at him, through her teeth in a wicked grin. Her eyes spotting those cookies and in a second she was clambering up his arm and trying to eat them from his hand. ]

It is! It really really is!! I eva tell yoo, yoo da best?

[prazerbutterfly]

[He admits he's growing quite attached to her even if it was half as a replacement for someone else.

He's handing over the cookies in the package so she first off doesn't end up eating his hand or the wrappers they are stored in.]

Not lately. I'll take that compliment.

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Replacement or not, Tina would take it! She missed the Vault Hunters, Roland especially and sure, Tyki wasn't as big or anything like a mercenary but he was fun and let her get away with raising hell.

Her hands were like that of a small monkey. Grabbing at the cookies and unwrapping them, shoving one of them into her mouth, chomping down on it loud and messy. ]

Deez are soooo~ GOOD! Where have they BIN ALL MY LYFE!!!??

[prazerbutterfly]

[He unfortunately got off on a bad start for one of the vault hunters thanks to Rage. It was never fixed because he's dangerous. He does unfortunately like children and with Road and Jasdebi combined he's had practice.

This is Tyki trying to set her down on the ground so he can maybe not get crumbs on his nice shirt.]

I found them at the market or whatever that is called. They aren't there all the time but they do pop up occasionally.