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[burn_all_the_babies]

Whats'a gurl gotta doo to get her mitts on sum crumpets around here? I mean, whoos I gotta blow up!? Imma doo it, I am if I gots to!

[ Tiny Tina has come to the network for one very important reason today. Her evil double twin kind of accidentally on purpose ate all of her food reserves. She did, however, leave a wonderful tin can castle, complete with moat and drawbridge from the empty cans for Tina to play with! But yea... Ate all her food. Not cool. Not cool at all. ]

Okay~ So like, Imma bee reeeel generous right 'bout now, SO LISTEN UP FOO! My sista from another mista, went and done me like Goldie Glocks went and dun dem poor ol' bears. SHE ATE ALL OF THE FOODZ! UGH! I got mutha Hubbard... I got mutah Hubbard so hard, right in the cupboard...

So~ Why is dis me bean generous I hear yoo cry~?! Simple! If yoo can make me some, oh I dunno~ Crumpets or choc-chip cookies, heck I'd even settle for a dank ass salad gurl! But yes! If sumone wants'a be so kind~ and doo me this flava, Imma make dem any kinda badass, bubblegum chewin', name takin', bra removin', super powah'd weapon of they dreams~

[ despite her tone and general butchering of language, Tina is being very, very serious. She has supplies, homemade explosives, homemade bullets and not to mention she still has some of that eridium from her homeworld of Pandora left. She's crazy and capable of anything at this point. ]

Dis is a once in a lyfe time opportunity yo. Yoo be cray cray to turn dis up. Mmm!

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[fracturedbeauty]

[Oh, look, a double cringe factor. Not just for Tina not having showered and touching him, but Yukari is immensely offput by displays of affection from anyone but Curufin. (And even then... sometimes he'd rather slap the Elf for his crude methods of teasing.) Yukari's mind, and body, totally freezes up.

....It's not okay to hit a kid just for hugging you.

Yukari opts, instead, to gently pat her on the head in his state of shock. It's certainly polite of her to offer to share. At least she has some trace of manners. He actually manages a small smile.]

It's alright, you keep it all for yourself. A growing girl needs to eat. [Even if it's not the healthiest of foods.] Maybe the next time I make something for you, we can share.

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Nodding frantically, letting go of Yukari and holding the cake as carefully as she could. She was treating it like any other explosive she'd taken care and time over. It was probably a big surprise for Yukari, to see her actually, kind of behaving herself.

Wobbling a little as she tried to look over the top of the cake so that she could talk to him. ]

So~ What kinda weapon yoo want me to rustle up for ya gurl?!

[fracturedbeauty]

[It certainly does surprise him, for how much she was acting up earlier. But, at the moment, she's behaving, and the rest doesn't matter.]

Can you make anything that would work compatibly with a sword, as an add on or extension? Explosions are great, in this circumstance. So, perhaps an extension to a sword that could be used to create explosions, without harming the user of course. Would you be able to make anything like that?

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Tina get's a slow growing, wide and crazy smile on her face. Oh ho ho, he just said the magic word. ]

Boo, yoo just' sit tight! I've got just the thang in mind!

[ Tina was quick when it came to thinking, especially when the thoughts involved explosions! She had an idea, something similar to Swordsplosion except this wouldn't fire explosive swords from a gun, it would fire projectiles with the swoop of a sword! ]

[fracturedbeauty]

Delightful, I look forward to the results. Pleasure doing business with you.

[Yukari actually manages a rather sincere smile. Gains are a favourable thing.]