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[The person in the video might look familiar to some, if slightly more tired and banged up than usual. Still, despite the bruise on his forehead and the dark streaks of ash on his face and clothes his eyes are bright, indicating to anyone even slightly acquainted with him that he's about to say something ridiculous.]

Surprise, bitch, I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

[His voice is a little weak but he delivers the line with all the sassiness it deserves, before suddenly offering a grin.]

Okay, so like maybe two people here got that reference, but I so don't care. I punched a shark, so I can make whatever meme references I want.

[That's how it works, right?}

So um... Who's still here, I guess? Or who's new? How long have I been gone, because it feels like no time and like, a long time all at once. Sort of.

[He blinks a few times, smile fading a bit, mostly because he's totally exhausted.]

I'm um... I'm Chris, by the way. Been here before and whatever so... Got the general idea. The sharks are sort of new, though. Fucking sharks, man.

[Really, what even.]

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I'll take your word for it.

[Hey, multitasking when it comes to food is the most important type of multitasking. At the description of the event he just sort of raises his eyebrows a little, too tired to bother with much other reaction.]

Wow. That's uh, a little campy even for me. Did they get little evil mustaches too, or...?

Nope. Would'a helped if they did, honestly. Most of 'em just tried to slip into our lives, easy as you please.

[Worked, too, with most of 'em. Apparently he's the only one that caught that Connor weren't really Connor. Fortunately for him - and unfortunately, as point of fact - his own double made it pretty obvious that it weren't really him.]

Well that sounds not great. All the bad parts and none of the funny ones.

[And that's just super unfair. At least the sharks are kind of funny once you're not about to be eaten.]

Yeah, it was a whole big party. And not the fun kind.

[The sharks, at least, aren't sentient enough to be more than the same kinda snappy, anklebiting danger that most of the things down here tend to be.]

So, yeah, you sure didn't miss anything.

Awesome, well, I guess just totally losing however long it's been might've actually be a good thing. I'd ask if anyone good happened, but it's this place.

[So he's not expecting much on that front.]

Emily celebrated her birthday. That was pretty nice.

[And you missed it you chump.]

[Oops.]

Oh yeah, the twentieth birthday ceremony thing, right? How'd that go?

[He be more sad about missing it if he weren't going to--hopefully, anyway--be there for the one back in their world.]

It was real nice. Hannah did a good job with it.

[And that...yeah, that's a note of fondness in his tone. Don't rub it in.]

Oh, awesome. Hannah's really good at that sort of thing.

[And he'll carefully not think about the fact that Hannah for sure won't be there to see the one at home.]

She's a nice kid.

[And, uh, yeah. He kinda knows how things play out back home. With her. With Beth. Emily weren't real happy about that much, but hey - place has its perks.]

Hopefully she'll stick around for a while, yeah?

Yeah. Hopefully um, both her and Beth will.

[For a similar reason.]

Yeah. I figured.

[You wouldn't want people to go back to bein' dead, huh? that'd be a real shitty way to go.]

Anyway. Welcome back, pal.

Thanks. I'm um, gonna get home and try to like... Readjust a bit, and then I'll see you around?

[He's gonna go sleep for like two days; surely Sans will approve of this plan.]

[An excellent plan, truly. All parties are in strong favor.]

Sure thing. Good to have you back.

[And he'll cut the feed there. That "sleeping for two days" plan might be infectious.]