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[thechoiceisyours]

[The person in the video might look familiar to some, if slightly more tired and banged up than usual. Still, despite the bruise on his forehead and the dark streaks of ash on his face and clothes his eyes are bright, indicating to anyone even slightly acquainted with him that he's about to say something ridiculous.]

Surprise, bitch, I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

[His voice is a little weak but he delivers the line with all the sassiness it deserves, before suddenly offering a grin.]

Okay, so like maybe two people here got that reference, but I so don't care. I punched a shark, so I can make whatever meme references I want.

[That's how it works, right?}

So um... Who's still here, I guess? Or who's new? How long have I been gone, because it feels like no time and like, a long time all at once. Sort of.

[He blinks a few times, smile fading a bit, mostly because he's totally exhausted.]

I'm um... I'm Chris, by the way. Been here before and whatever so... Got the general idea. The sharks are sort of new, though. Fucking sharks, man.

[Really, what even.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

Hey, it's not like it's your fault. Besides, there are worse places to be.

[So he's not too upset, all things considered.]

[oversear]

Yes, I remember that conversation. Are your friends still here?

[thechoiceisyours]

Some of them, yeah. Did anyone from your world show up?

[oversear]

No. After a lengthy conversation with myself I decided that is for the best, however.

[thechoiceisyours]

Better at home for you all, or just... Less complicated here alone?

[oversear]

Less complicated. They have delicate diets. I believe they'd suffer immensely if they were to come here.

[thechoiceisyours]

Oh, yeah. This place isn't exactly great in the food department unless you love cans and weird fruit.

[oversear]

How does the fruit taste? Compared to say an apple?

[thechoiceisyours]

Depends on the fruit, I guess. Some are actually pretty close to an apple, and some are kind of weird citrusy, and some of them I don't even know.

[To be fair he never was huge into different kinds of fruit though, so they may taste like something completely normal and just uncommon.]