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[The person in the video might look familiar to some, if slightly more tired and banged up than usual. Still, despite the bruise on his forehead and the dark streaks of ash on his face and clothes his eyes are bright, indicating to anyone even slightly acquainted with him that he's about to say something ridiculous.]

Surprise, bitch, I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

[His voice is a little weak but he delivers the line with all the sassiness it deserves, before suddenly offering a grin.]

Okay, so like maybe two people here got that reference, but I so don't care. I punched a shark, so I can make whatever meme references I want.

[That's how it works, right?}

So um... Who's still here, I guess? Or who's new? How long have I been gone, because it feels like no time and like, a long time all at once. Sort of.

[He blinks a few times, smile fading a bit, mostly because he's totally exhausted.]

I'm um... I'm Chris, by the way. Been here before and whatever so... Got the general idea. The sharks are sort of new, though. Fucking sharks, man.

[Really, what even.]

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Okay, so, not my actual girlfriend then.

[Not surprising, though now he's curious about who is being designated his girlfriend.]

Emily.....?

[at least he tells him]

[He actually laughs at that, though it might come out more like an exhausted giggle.]

Dude, don't ever let her hear you call her my girlfriend. She'll freak.

But that means she's still here?

I was afraid that was where this was going. But yeah, she posted about it after you left. Was super sad.

[Surprise, she heard you.]

OMG wtf, did you not see that shipping post, where i was on it with my boyfriend, whose name is matt?

are you one of those morons that thinks any pair of friends is automatically down to fuck each other?

Wait, you're not DTF?

[He's not as sorry for saying this as he should be. It was too difficult to resist.]

would you even know what to do if i were?

[She is 0% sorry.]

Uh yeah, of course, I'd get really flustered and stammer a lot and then go hide in my room.

I know me.

wow, thanks, nerdbrain. now i know how to get rid of you if i ever need to

down to fuck? that escalated quickly

that post also said sans and wade should to be together so i'm not taking it as like irrefutable fact

says the guy who thought me announcing chris was gone meant he was my boyfriend?

do you even know how to read? she broke ships out into actual ones, ones people hoped for, and ones that got broken up somehow. like chris and ashley, you know, his actual girlfriend. which i SUGGESTED. holy shit you're dumb

aren't you guys all, like, 12?

20, actually

wait really
i thought one of you guys was in high school

why would you think that. why do you even care

i dont want to have to be anyone's adult

no one wants you to be. no would've even thought you were an adult anyway

look all im saying is if you were really a bunch of teens having a dtf convo we might have to have the talk

please, we've done the deed, we're so past the talk

always wrap it before you tap it
delight has condoms

lol obviously? it was my friend josh who started that whole conversation like a year ago

smart kids

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she's a chronic texter lol; i'm really sorry about her lol

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this is getting nsfw heres a warning

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