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[thechoiceisyours]

[The person in the video might look familiar to some, if slightly more tired and banged up than usual. Still, despite the bruise on his forehead and the dark streaks of ash on his face and clothes his eyes are bright, indicating to anyone even slightly acquainted with him that he's about to say something ridiculous.]

Surprise, bitch, I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

[His voice is a little weak but he delivers the line with all the sassiness it deserves, before suddenly offering a grin.]

Okay, so like maybe two people here got that reference, but I so don't care. I punched a shark, so I can make whatever meme references I want.

[That's how it works, right?}

So um... Who's still here, I guess? Or who's new? How long have I been gone, because it feels like no time and like, a long time all at once. Sort of.

[He blinks a few times, smile fading a bit, mostly because he's totally exhausted.]

I'm um... I'm Chris, by the way. Been here before and whatever so... Got the general idea. The sharks are sort of new, though. Fucking sharks, man.

[Really, what even.]

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[torrefied]

Don't tell me the trip back and forth through the Door made you forget how fond you are of pointing that out, Chris.

[Back atcha.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

Hey, I'm sure it'll come back to me.

Anything I missed I should know about besides evil twins: the event?

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[torrefied]

We also have a new god - Tranquility. He claims he made this city.

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[thechoiceisyours]

He was supposed to give us some sort of transportation as a reward, right?

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[torrefied]

If you can classify an electric hair dryer on wheels "transportation," then yes, he did deliver that as well.