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[prophesiedone]

[Some might recognize the cat - the stray cat that seemed to hate Anakin before - behind said Sith. So what if the fuzzy creature is batting a ball between his paws and being downright charming? So what?]

My talents are going to waste. I'm accepting students, but if you don't show any talent with the Force, I will drop you.

[He wants his own army because why the hell not?]

Ben, you're my first student. [No matter what a certain once-Padawan says! Yes, he is that childish.] Don't be late tonight.

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[prophesiedone]

It's not really a metaphor. Ever been in a space ship?

[Yay?]

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[skelebro]

Buddy, I've never even seen the sky.

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[prophesiedone]

That's a tragedy! If I can rig a ship, we'll change that.

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[skelebro]

That's assuming this place has a sky to begin with.

[They could be in a secluded pocket dimension for all they know.]

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[prophesiedone]

Tunnel far enough up and there has to be something.

[Hope springs eternal?]

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[skelebro]

Maybe.

[He's not one for HoPe.]

I wouldn't hold my breath.

[Get it? 'Cause...lungs?]

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[prophesiedone]

You technically can't hold your breath.

[Oh. Is it a joke?

Ha. Ha.]

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[skelebro]

It ain't funny if you explain the punchline, pal.

[But he still looks amused.]

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[prophesiedone]

I thought you were confused about how bones worked.

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[skelebro]

If there's a species that is, it wouldn't be mine.

[He's not the one with heinously inaccurate nursery rhymes about the leg bone bein' connected to the hip bone.]

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[prophesiedone]

That's a relief! I've noticed a lot of people don't know their own bodies very well. [He could defeat them in a duel in a few minutes. Not a good sign for the future of Hadriel.]

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[skelebro]

I wouldn't call that a priority, per se.

[Most people are too tangled up in immediate survival for introspection, anatomical or otherwise.]

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[prophesiedone]

How can you expect to defend yourself and others if you don't know your body? How it moves? That's one of the first things a Jedi learns.

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[skelebro]

You're barkin' up the wrong tree, pal. I'm really not the right guy to ask.

[What's he look like to you? A human?]

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[prophesiedone]

It matters for everyone. You can move; I've seen it. So it applies to you too.

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[skelebro]

If you say so.

[He won't argue. The less this guy knows about him, the better.]

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[prophesiedone]

This I know. I've been trained in it.

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[skelebro]

Omniscience too? That is some high caliber stuff.

[Don't worry, he's teasing. Probably.

He just figures the guy's pretty pompous.]

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[prophesiedone]

Almost. The Force is very telling if you know how to read it.

[Rashly pompous, thank you.]

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[skelebro]

Don't suppose you can't bust us through that Door to boot?

[From the lazy drawl in his tone, it's clear he don't expect an answer to the affirmative.]

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[prophesiedone]

Not yet. But that doesn't mean I won't be able to eventually. [Don't sound so lazy about it! He'll do it. He will!]

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[skelebro]

Uh-huh.

[He'll believe when he sees it. If he sees it.]

Good luck with that.

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[prophesiedone]

I don't need luck. [He has to rely on himself. There is no one else.]

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[skelebro]

[oh my god]

Then good Force. However you say it where you're from.

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[prophesiedone]

The Force is neither good nor evil. [He's being an ass, sorry bro.] You're interesting.