issue #2 | text

[survivorsguilt]

so, uh. question for anyone who's reading, i guess. these little picture things that that are in our phones


most of them make total sense to me! the cats are even pretty cute. but can someone please please please explain this


what the fuck am i meant to do with a picture of a can of salt

[Go easy on her, memers of Hadriel.]

Comments

[survivorsguilt]

whats floss

[skelebro]

do you not have dentists where you come from?

[Even monsters, many of whom lack the requisite anatomy to require dentists, know most of the basics of dental care, c'mon. Have you seen Undyne's teeth?]

[survivorsguilt]

shut upppppppp of course i know what a dentist is

[That's not to say she's ever been to one. Doctors have checked over her teeth before. That counts, right?]

[skelebro]

what kinda dentist doesn't tell kids to floss?
cripes, what's been going on in the surface world?

[survivorsguilt]

[Well, it's not like it's a secret.]

the apocalypse

[skelebro]

no time for toothbrushes in the apocalypse.
kids these days.

[That explains, uh. Kind of a lot.

Boy.]

[survivorsguilt]

i know right? one itty bitty virus spreads and all personal hygiene goes out the window. gross

[SO PROCLAIMS THE LEAST HYGIENIC TEEN EVER???]

[skelebro]

hey, at least you can take care of that here, right?








lol.

[survivorsguilt]

youre hilarious

[skelebro]

i try.
what am i, a role model?

[survivorsguilt]

i would never burden you with that responsibility

[It's a joke but like also-]

[skelebro]

aw, thanks.
guys like me are allergic to responsibilities, purely on principle.

[Har har.]