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[unknowable]

Hey. I spend a fair amount of time in the orchard, weeding and taking care of plants and stuff. It doesn't need as much work as it would if we were growing it entirely ourselves, but that's no reason not to keep it in good condition. I know I'm not the only one - maybe we could start working together? Coordinate our efforts, I guess.

Plus, I don't even know if half the stuff that grows in there tastes good. I'm wondering if some of it might even be things people would recognize, but there's just so many different things it's impossible to tell. Anyway. Let me know if you're interested.

Oh - and I guess I'm on Sorrow's team. So take a couple minutes out of your day to think about what a waste of time being here is. All the stuff you should be doing at home, all the people you miss, all the shitty things that have happened since you came here and all the great things you're missing out on. Go tell your best friend - sorry, your best cave friend, since your best friend probably isn't here - so you can feel terrible together.

There. Job done. This is ridiculous, I'm pretty sure it's making me sadder than I'm making anyone else.

Comments

[unknowable]

No you aren't.

[greywaren]

i could be

[unknowable]

With what?

[greywaren]

stuff...

not weeding.

[unknowable]

You grew up on a farm. You can handle a little weeding.

[greywaren]

dont spread that shit around

weeding is lame

[unknowable]

What, you don't think growing up on a farm is badass enough?

[greywaren]

doesnt really fit with the image

[unknowable]

We should get you a flannel.

[greywaren]

gross

[unknowable]

You've gotta commit to that farmer look.

[greywaren]

i dont have to do anything

especially not weed plants

[unknowable]

Come on. It won't be much work, and I'll keep you company.

[greywaren]

if it means that much to you

i guess

whatever

[unknowable]

Thanks. I promise I'll be properly appreciative. And it'll be fun.

[greywaren]

not sure how youd think weeding is fun

but okay

[unknowable]

It's controlled property destruction.

[greywaren]

now youre just teasing me

[unknowable]

I do like teasing you.

[greywaren]

i fucking noticed

[unknowable]

Come garden with me and maybe I'll tease you slightly less.

[greywaren]

i already agreed didnt i?

[unknowable]

I'm just trying to sweeten the pot. I don't want you scowling at me the whole time.

[greywaren]

i dont scowl at you

[unknowable]

Glower?