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[lastreturned]

HELLO! I'M BACK! I GUESS NOBODY MISSED ME, BECAUSE I'M THE LAST ONE BACK. :( HOPE SAID I COULD'VE COME BACK AWHILE AGO BUT YOU ALL VOTED AGAINST IT. OUCH.

OH WELL, I'M BACK NOW! HELLO HADRIEL! NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU, EXCEPT THE ONES WHO KEPT VOTING AGAINST ME, BUT I'M SURE YOU GUYS ARE GREAT TOO! ENJOY THE HOT SPRINGS, I MADE SURE IT WASN'T TOO HOT, DON'T WANT TO BOIL YOU SQUISHY LITTLE THINGS! :)

THIS IS LOVE, SIGNING OFF! ♥

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[skelebro]

[He won't even get on their case for the all-caps. Who doesn't love all-caps? It just means they're enthusiastic.]

looks like, yeah.
the gang's back together.
you get along with your fellow gods then?

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[lastreturned]

I SURE DO! WE'RE LIKE ONE GREAT FAMILY! I LOVE THEM!

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[skelebro]

just outta curiosity, is there anything you don't love?
or is that like feeding a robot a paradox?

[Yeah, that...he's pretty sure that doesn't actually work anyway.]

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[lastreturned]

I SURE DIDN'T LOVE DYING AND BEING DEAD!

1/2

[skelebro]

[Oh my god.]

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[skelebro]

i'm not sure anybody does.

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[lastreturned]

PROBABLY NOT! IT ISN'T VERY NICE AT ALL!

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[skelebro]

so you remember dying and being dead?

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[lastreturned]

I REMEMBER DYING! THE BEING DEAD PART IS A LITTLE FUZZIER.

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[skelebro]

so how much do remember of either?

[Yeah, okay. He's probing. Who the hell here ain't?]

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[lastreturned]

DYING IS PRETTY VIVID! THAT'S NO FUN AT ALL. :( LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING BETTER!

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[skelebro]

[Heh. Well, they can agree there.]

hey, no problem.
i think you're the first god to understand what emojis are.

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[lastreturned]

DELIGHT TOLD ME ABOUT THEM! THEY'RE GREAT! :) :) :)

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[skelebro]

they're pretty great.
you and delight get along real well then?

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[lastreturned]

SURE! DELIGHT'S A LOT OF FUN! SHE'S PRETTY DOWN RIGHT NOW THOUGH, I GUESS YOU GUYS BROKE SOMETHING SHE MADE FOR YOU! :(

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[skelebro]

yeah, i think that was rage's team.
sorry about that.

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[lastreturned]

LET'S MAKE SURE NOBODY WRECKS MY HOT SPRINGS!

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[skelebro]

i hope not, no.
might be we can help fix the place back up.
to make it up to her, y'know?
whaddaya say?

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[lastreturned]

I JUST MADE THE HOT SPRINGS! NOT ENOUGH POWER FOR BOTH! MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN CONVINCE HER TO FIX IT, THOUGH!

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[skelebro]

maybe, yeah.
you're a very "up" person, huh?

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[lastreturned]

WHAT'S "UP"?

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[skelebro]

the ceiling, mostly.

[Stop him.]

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[lastreturned]

HAHAHAHA! I GET IT! THE CEILING IS UP! YOU'RE FUNNY! :)

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[skelebro]

hey, thanks.
thought you'd like that.

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[lastreturned]

IT WAS GREAT! YOU GUYS ARE WAY MORE FUN THAN HOPE SAID! EXCEPT THE ANGRY ONES!